Background: Chopper is the only GM in today and Hatsu is at the office for a day. Don't ask how she even got there.
It's the start of Chopper's shift and he enters the office unaware that Hatsu is there.
"Pugger!" Hatsu jumps and flies across the air ready to give a massive welcoming hug.
Chopper sees a flying Hatsu but to her dismay, steps to the side. She slides across the floor as she lands face first in the floor.
"Senpai…" Hatsu sniffs as she sees Chopper walking toward Helmut as if nothing happened.
It's later on in the day and Chopper is busy answering tickets. There's some rumbling behind him but he doesn't want to look behind him because he knows it's Hatsu doing something.
Eventually he can't take it anymore.
"What are you doing?"
Hatsu stops what she's doing which was running along the aisles of the office. "I saw a pug so I'm trying to catch him!"
Chopper stares at Hatsu as if she was an alien. He then stares daggers at Larek.
Finally it's lunch time! Chopper is hungry and is happy that he has a break. As he leans back on his chair, he sees Hatsu playing with a pug. He thinks, 'fried fish for lunch?'
Hatsu, in the middle of petting the pug, has a weird feeling that someone is staring at her.
"Pugger noticed me!"
Chopper is back on his PC after having lunch which, luckily for Hatsu, wasn't fried fish. As he reaches over to grab his headset for a call with Adiutor, he sees a Hatsu peeking over the side of the table.
"Mel! Go away! I have to work!"
"But I wub you, senpai!"
"I know." Exasperated, he tries another tack. "Why don't you play with the pug?"
"He disappeared." She says it as a conversation ender but slinks away to find the pug.
Twenty minutes later Chopper hears Hatsu squealing and on instinct, he breaths a sigh of relief knowing (and without looking), that Hatsu has found the pug.
But he thought there would be a few squeals then all would be quiet so he has a light bulb moment and mutes Hatsu.
In the immediate second that he has, he can't hear anything from Hatsu so he continues working.
There's a weird noise behind him. It sounds like snoring or even loud breathing. Chopper's call with Adiutor has ended about ten minutes ago and he's onto his next job - sorting out the map changes for the devs.
Chopper thinks, it can't be Mel, right?
As he swivels around on his chair he is greeted by a dog with large round eyes and a tongue that licks his face.
It's the pug in Hatsu's arms.
Unknowing to Chopper since there's no sound coming from her mouth, Hatsu is saying "I found the pug so I'm going to make you love the amazing pug!"
All he could see is her hugging the pug, waving him about and just her being really animated as if she doesn't even know she's been muted.
Between typing, Chopper sees Hatsu behind his monitor. He chooses to ignore her and continue working.
As he's typing, a pug suddenly jumps on his lap giving him a shock and he momentarily loses his train of thought. At the other end of the aisle, he glares at Hatsu who is grinning stupidly.
As Chopper gets off his seat to walk around the office, he sees Hatsu chasing the pug.
It then occurs to him that he couldn't hear Hatsu's movements since muting her and that she is now a ninja. He decides to unmute her once he gets back from his walk around the office.
It's late in the evening and Chopper is tired. He's sorted out most of the things he had to do for the day.
Suddenly there's something heavy on his head. Something heavy and loud and noisy.
He's also forgotten to unmute Hatsu and just remembered.
He also just realised there's a pug on his head.
"Hatsu!" Getting up, he grabs the ban hammer and chases Hatsu. It looks like she was giggling as she ran. It only fueled Chopper's need to do something permanent.
Eventually Chopper swings his hammer. Unfortunately it collides with three chairs all of which break.
When he finally hits Hatsu (coupled with the joy he felt when he finally got her), she stumbles but continues running. Strangely the hammer slides off her and does nothing.
He slows to pick it up and he finds that the hammer end is slimy. He then realises that the pug must have been chewing on his ban hammer.
Suddenly tired, far more tired compared to his tiredness before running around crazily around the office, he walks back to his chair.
It's the end of Chopper's shift. Looking around there's no sign of Hatsu (he quickly unmutes her now), so he grabs his stuff and leaves.
The next morning Gacha, Barolo and Kara see their broken chairs with a shocked expression on their face.