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Chapter 1
"The beginning of Madness"
INO'S POV
Shikamaru…a pineapple head, a pineapple, my pineapple.
WHAT!
Since when was he mine?
No Ino, calm down. You are definitely not in love with that silly pineapple.
Definitely Not. I like sasuke-kun not shikamaru!
Are you sure?
Who are you?
Your inner, duh.
Since when do I have an inner, only forehead does!
Well, you always did. Anyway, are you sure you don't like Shikamaru? You are only pretending to like sasuke, just to get on sakura's nerves, aren't you?
Who said so! I hate shikamaru! He is so lazy! If he was any lazier, he'll be in a coma!
My my, what happened to the girl who loves shikamaru with all her heart?
I DO NOT LOVE SHIKAMARU!
I give up on you, for now… you'll come through one day…
NO ONE'S POV
Unknown to Ino, she was busy pulling her platinum blonde hair in frustration, causing many disturbed looks to be sent her way.
SHIKA'S POV
What is wrong with that troublesome woman? If she continues to pull her hair, she's going to go bald someday.
Haha, who knew that pineapple head boy has a sense of humor. Soon, pigs will be flying in the sky.
Argh! That troublesome inner just has to come back. Troublesome.
You should be thankful I'm back. After all, I'm going to help you win the affections of a certain blonde.
As if you would be of any help. You will only make things worse. Ino hates me, what more do you want?
Are you sure? I heard from a very very very valuable source that she does like you.*scratches chin*
Hm?
Eh? Finally caught your attention, boy.
Stop beating around the bush. What do you want now? Troublesome…
Well, I won't tell you who told me that, but I am certain that both of you like each other, A LOT. I have a plan. Actually, a really BIG plan…
Troublesome.
*whispers plan*
NO ONE'S POV
All the attention on Ino was slowly focused to Shikamaru, who was nodding his head and whispering into thin air.
"Seems like the genius finally gone bonkers eh? This got to be good for a laugh."
"MUAHAHA! IT WILL WORK!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
--crickets chirping--
"THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! EVERYONE GRAB ALL THE RAMEN AND HIDE!" naruto screamed, running in circles.
The next chapter will be coming up soon...i think...
Shika is rather OOC so yeah watever... I know this story is weird, but oh well, its my first fanfic...so ENJOY!
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