Pee-Wee's Trap House: The Trap Snapped Shut.
As Pee-Wee Herman escorted the children into his secret room, they were in mass confusion. The children sat down and looked at him. He grabbed a small notebook and started jotting things down in it. "State your name and business." Pee-Wee said. The kid dressed as a pirate stood up. "My name is Chaz. I don't think I have a business, but I came here to get candy on Halloween." Pee-Wee gave him a smirk. "And let me ask you, Chaz… are you ready?" Chaz was really confused. "Ready for what?" he said. Pee Wee took off his reading glasses and the camera zoomed in on his face. "Are you ready to get crunk?" Chaz was speechless. He had no clue what crunk meant, but he just wanted to go with the flow. "Uhhh, yeah," he said, "I love to get crunk. Crunk is love, crunk is life." Pee-Wee jumped up and screamed "YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!" But then he realized that it was NOT time for Pee Wee's Playhouse, so it was unnecessary to scream. He sat back down and pointed at the girl dressed as a cop. "State your name and business." The girl stood up. "I am Vicky. My business is Starburst, like the candy. I WANT CANDY." Pee-Wee was not interested. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave." said Pee-Wee. Vicky refused to leave without her candy. "Ma'am, I'm going to have to have my assistant, Cowboy Curtis, to escort you out. He rang a bell, and in came Cowboy Curtis. He was a ripped, big muscled, 12-pack man. He wore a torn shirt and a cowboy hat with a picture of chicken wings on it. "Aye yo P-MAN WHAT IS UP!" said Cowboy Curtis. "I need you to escort this girl. She is a little bitch." "Now, pull the lever Kronk!" said Pee-Wee. "But mai name iz Cowboy Curtis" said Curtis. "Oh, sorry. I've been watching and masturbating to too much Disney. Pull the lever, Cowboy Curtis!" Pee-Wee corrected himself. Cowboy Curtis swiveled around in his swivel chair and revealed a big lever. As he pulled it back, Vicky went flying through the roof somewhere. "Fantastic job, Cowboy Curtis." Said Pee-Wee. "BARK BARK!" said Cowboy Curtis. Pee-Wee threw him a dog treat. Yes, he is a human who eats dog treats. After the deed was done, Pee-Wee pointed at the kid dressed as Chewbacca. To his surprise, the kid wasn't there. It was just the costume. "HOW DID THAT LITTLE FUCK GET AWAY?!" screamed Pee-Wee. Chaz just sat there and shrugged. "Well," Pee-Wee said, "it looks like you're my lucky contestant, Chaz…" Chaz started to feel really uncomfortable. "W-what are you going to do with me..." Pee-Wee got closer and closer and closer and CLOSER AND CLOSER! "… I've got 2 tickets to see 2-Chainz, Chaz… Tonight. At the arena. You're joining me"