I always love reading group chats so here I am writing one... They will probably be real paragraphs later on... Um slow updating probably I'm guessing anyways. Eat some food, get some rest, you still need to change the world- your friend Reagan
Jack has added Marky, Anteater, sirdarkofiplier, Ty, and Jish to the chat
Jack: Suhhh
sirdarkofiplier: wtf is this
Jack: fucking lit that's what
Marky: I'm in algebra hold on
Marky: shit my teacher is lookin at meh...
sirdarkofiplier: ILL DISTRACT HER!
Jack: what's happening?
Marky: umm... Dark... Put the chair down
Ty: hey
Ty: why is no one talkin now
Jish: Mark did you fucking see that!
Marky: YES DARK FUCKING BROKE THE DAMN WINDOW
Jack: for real?
Jish: algebra is lit
sirdarkofiplier: I'm in the principles... She is so fucking short... Could squish her like a grape
Jack: I'm in AT right now... I can text all I fucking want
Marky: I'm still in algebra but we stopped because SOMEBODY *wink* BROKE THE FUCKING WINDOW
sirdarkofiplier: Fuck this silent lunch... I was expecting to be suspended...
Anteater: guys what TF is this shit
Jack has changed his name to Jacksmack
Jacksmack: why aren't ya in school Anti?
Anteater: Well cause I'm dying my hair
Marky: seriously?
Jish: Tyyyylerrrrrrrrr
Jish: Tyler Joseph
Jish: TYLER FUCKING JOSEPH
Jish: IM COMING INTO YOUR AT IF YOU DON'T ANSWER
Jish: that's it... I'm runnin down the hall!
Tyler: BABE GET OUT
sirdarkofiplier: yall r so cute together
Jish: Shuddup
Jacksmack: Awww
Marky: CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE
Anteater: SLUTS TONIGHT! PROBABLY BC THEY ARE SLUTS AND R IN BED WITH YOU RN!
Marky:...
sirdarkofiplier:...
Jacksmack:...
Ty:...
Jish:...
Anteater:...
sirdarkofiplier has added breadbin and dally
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here
Dally: Who is anteater?
Anteater: me bitch
Jacksmack: Anti...
Dally: Babe what the fuck r u doin?
Breadbin: welp the teacher isn't here yet so I'm writing "Suck my dick Felicia" on the board in Sharpie
Marky: Send a photo or else it ain't real
Breadbin has sent a photo
Marky: that fancy ass font tho
Jish: Dannnng
Breadbin: Omg I have sharpie on my skirt shit
Dally: it's fine babe you look great
Breadbin: NO SHE WILL NO ITS ME DUMBFUCK
sirdarkofiplier: gimme the sharpie
Breadbin: Y
sirdarkofiplier: Well you have like... A relatively good image... I don't...
Breadbin: um ok here
Breadbin: did you just... Did you just scribble pink sharpie all over your shirt...
sirdarkofiplier: yessss
Jish: I have that class next... History will be interesting...
Jacksmack: YALL ARE BLOWING UP MY PHONE!
Marky: FUCKING FIGHT ME KDNAB FSQBDK,FLVM
Dally: I have work... See ya
(Ended conversation 4:26 pm)
Jacksmack: baaaaaabeeeee
Marky: whaaaaaaattt
Jacksmack: THERE IS A FUCKING DUCK IN MY HOUSE
Marky: what...
Jacksmack has added A FUCKING DUCK to the chat
A FUCKING DUCK: suhhhh
sirdarkofiplier: who r u workin for... -_-
A FUCKING DUCK:...
sirdarkofiplier:...
Marky:...
Jacksmack changed hi his name to jacky
Jacky: why is this happening...
A FUCKING DUCK left the chat
Anteater: Sup mother fuckers
Anteater: I'm eating a sandwich
Marky: I'm eating your twin
Anteater: wHAT THE FUCK MARK AND JACK
Jacky: he isn't even joking tbh
Anteater: sluts
Marky: like you've never made that joke but with dark
sirdarkofiplier: I would like to be out of this plz...
Anteater: I'm straight dumb fuck
Marky: no you mother fucking aren't
Jacky: You're totally with Dark
sirdarkofiplier: I'm straight too
Jish: You're homosexual dumbass
sirdarkofiplier: I'm gunna kill you Joshua
sirdarkofiplier: You do realize we're neighbor's right...
Jish: shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Ty: sure Jish... mess with the kid who's siko with a criminal record
Jish: TYLER COME OVER JESUS CHIRST PLZ IM SCARED
Breadbin: the bin of wheat is here...Josh is screwed
(Ended 3:46 pm)
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here
Breadbin: Jish how's your eye?
Jish: fucking swollen
sirdarkofiplier: How's your wrist?
Jish: FUCKING SPRAINED THANKS
Marky: welp...
Breadbin: Welp...
Jish: Ty tried...
sirdarkofiplier: And how the fuck did that help? Now he has a concussion...
Anteater has added Stache to the chat
Stache: Oi
sirdarkofiplier: Ew you...
Stache: Mark why r u locked in our room?
Stache: Mark... We share a room lemmi in
Marky: I'm ignoring u
sirdarkofiplier: I have my own room sluts
Jacky: Ya know... I would die if I was a triplet
sirdarkofiplier: Me 2
Stache:...
Marky:...
Marky: Well fuck you
Jish: Wait Mark you're a triplet!
Marky: no shit Sherlock
Jacky: Babeeeee
Marky: yes
Jacky: How come you share a room but you're the oldest?
sirdarkofiplier: I'm the youngest lol
Marky: Well cause Dark is waayyyy more commanding
Jish: wut
sirdarkofiplier: It was Mark's room... I took it
sirdarkofiplier has sent a photo
Jacky: is that a fucking dog or bear...
Stache: YOU BOUGHT A DAMN DOG
Marky: dibs on telling mom!
sirdarkofiplier: his name is fork
Breadbin: the bin of wheat is here again...
Breadbin: Aww who's doggo
sirdarkofiplier: FORK
Breadbin: okay then
Anteater: Wtf I wanna touch it
sirdarkofiplier: then come over and touch my fork
sirdarkofiplier: THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING WRONG
(Ended 11:38 pm)
Anteater: It's the Devils hour -_-
Ty: stfu
Anteater: fight me
Ty: Alright then come at meh Brah
Anteater: let's face it I would win tbh
Ty: nah u short
Anteater: Well my boyfriend beat the shite outta both y'all
Ty: FINALLY
Jish: WOOOO
Anteater: sHIT
Marky: AHHHHHHHHHH
Jacky: SKBEQKNQGDBDJRMSKANAL
Anteater:*shoots self in head*
Breadbin: the bin of wheat is here
Breadbin: ANTI YASSSSS
sirdarkofiplier: Ehhh I knew It'd come out
Anteater: so you're not mad?
sirdarkofiplier: Nah babe u good it's kewl
Marky: where even r u dark
sirdarkofiplier: Anti's room y
Marky: slut
Dally: Suhhhh
Breadbin: Where r u?
Dally: work
Anteater: how even old r u
Dally: 22
Breadbin: and I'm 18
Marky: four year difference nice
Breadbin: Shuddup we're the same age
Marky: I'm aware
Jacky: we are only a one year difference unlike u
Dally: ur just jealous of my job skills
Breadbin- u work at a record store
sirdarkofiplier- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stache- Dark u work at the fucking Pizza Hut
sirdarkofiplier- U work at the ice cream thing across the high school
Jacky: stfu I work there too
Marky: I WORK AT THE PLAY SCHOOL
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is back
Breadbin: This convo is going no where
(Ended 6:23 pm)
Breadbin: guys
Breadbin: guys I'm scared
Breadbin: I'm sorry it's late but plz answer
Breadbin: GUYSS I NEED HELP
sirdarkofiplier: yees?
Breadbin: My families coming over tomorrow night and they don't know about my Fashion sense!
sirdarkofiplier: What's so bad about it?
Breadbin: I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHES
sirdarkofiplier: But why is that bad? Your nails match your fucking skirt it's perfect... How do you even paint your nails you like need to do mine for me. AND HOW DO YOU RUN IN HEELS! I mean you look better in a dress than most girls these days damn. Oh btw your hair is like majestic too
Breadbin: I don't think you know how much that means to me omg
Jacky: I'm crying rn
Jacky: I don't even care it's two in the fucking morning I'm like sobbing
Jacky: that's so sweet
Jish: IM DYING THATS ADORABLE
Jish: IM FRICKIN DYING
Jish: Rip jishwa
sirdarkofiplier: But srsly can u paint my nails for me on Monday?
Breadbin: fuck yes what color and pattern?
sirdarkofiplier: Ummm what do u have?
Breadbin: Everything...
sirdarkofiplier: Surprise me but I want guaranteed purple
Breadbin: I'm making fishes on your nails
sirdarkofiplier: PURPLE FISHES
Jish: IM STILL DYING
sirdarkofiplier has changed his name to fishnails
fishnails: you never said the bin of wheat is here
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here
fishnails: better
(Ended 2:12 am)
Breadbin: I need support asap get over here plz
Breadbin: The bin of wheat is here
Jacky: ok
Marky: I'll come
Anteater: I'm in your fridge anyways
fishnails: I'll be there in three mins with pizza
Jish: me and Tyler are gunna be a bit late we are in a meeting with a record label but we will be there asap
Ty: ^ yees
Dally: I'm here already lol
Stache: I'm coming with ice cream
Jacky: Shit I'm bringing rocky road
Stache: BREADBIN WHAT FLAVOR
Breadbin: Umm strawberry
Breadbin: And cotton candy
Breadbin: And cookie dough
fishnails: and maple... Don't fucking forget maple... -_-
Stache: got it chill
Marky: isn't it ironic how the only thing we have in common is some looks and ice cream
Anteater: why don't you have any booze
Breadbin: I'm 18 Anti
Anteater: IM 17 AND IVE BEEN DRUNK LIKE TEN TIMES
Jish: We are here
Ty: Hello
Ty: Nice house
Ty: hello Anti
Anteater: hello Tyler Joseph
Stache: me and jackaboy r here when r ur folks comin
Breadbin: an hour
Dally: We will be fine though
Breadbin: they don't know I'm gay either
Dally: It's okay babe if they don't like it they can leave
fishnails: I've got pizza and clothes that you can wear hello
Breadbin: You are a fucking life savor damn
Breadbin: What r the clothes?
fishnails: I've got a few band shirts and a regular button up thing with regular jeans and sneakers
Breadbin: What bands?
fishnails: disturbed, Frank Sinatra, and a grey shirt that has Panic! At the Disco in sharpie on it
Breadbin: what's panic! at the disco
fishnails: I dunno
Breadbin: I like it I'll use that one thanks
Jacky: everyone's here!
Dally: Let's just all eat pizza and ice cream and forget our worries until they are at the door and u all jump Out of the window
Breadbin has added Ryguy to the chat
Ryguy: hey who r these guys?
(Ended 5:21 pm)