Writers notes:

Just like to point out that I do not own Sonic The Hedgehog, Sega, or anything related to those two. This is just plain old fanfiction.

A view of the desert is shown, as hawks fly through the area, a loud bang happens. We look at the source, and the dust settles, only for us to see none other than the little blue hedgehog named Sonic. Behind him is Miles Prower, or what he's more commonly known as, Tails. As the dust settles even more, we find a crater with bits of metal everywhere, and a very fat man named Dr. Eggman lying in it.

"So egghead, have you had enough yet?" Sonic said.

"Of course not, I just don't want anymore today." Replied Eggman. "But mark my words you little annoyance, I'll be back."

"You're the only villain in this damn series." Said Tails. "Of course you'll be back. You'e been coming back for years. Why don't you get a life instead of fighting a fox and a headgehog?"

"You know, that hedgehog is the reason I became fat." Said an angry Eggman.

"Oh yeah." Said Sonic. "I remember the first time I fought you. You looked a lot better back then."

~Flashback~

"Any last words before I destroy you, you failure of a science experiment?" Said the past Eggman, who was suprisingly fit.

"Yeah, I actually do muscle head." Said the past Sonic "Whats the square root of pi?"

"Pi?" Said Eggman. "Lets see here, hmmmmm... Gamma!"

"Yes sir?" Said the past Gamma.

"Wheres the pi button on the supercom..." Eggman said before getting hit by a falling metal bar."

"Got you!" Exclaimed Sonic. "Um, robot, is his head meant to go into an egg shape like that?

"No, I think you killed him. Said Gamma.

"Damn it! Said Sonic. "Every mad scientist I meet, I end up killing them."

"Oh wait." Said Gamma. "He's still breathing, and he's got a pulse. He's alive."

"Really? Asked Sonic. "Finaly, I didn't kill someone."

"Ugh." Said Eggman. "Why does my head hurt?"

"Don't know, don't care." Sonic said as he got up. "Well I'm gonna go now."

"Wait, I still have to kill you." Said Eggman.

"Go to McDonalds you loser." Said Sonic as he walked out the door.

"Maybe I will!" Shouted Eggman.

~Present~

"Good times" Said Sonic.

"That's it, next time you see me, I'll unleash my greatest plan of all." Said Eggman. "Then villains will respect me."

"What did I say earlier?" Asked Tails. "You're the only villian here. And even if another villain came, we would easily defeat him, and/or her, and we'll never see them again."

"Whatever!" Yelled Eggman.

Suddenly a giant robot came out of the crater, with Eggman ontop of it.

"This isn't the last you've seen of me Sonic and Tails." Said Eggman and he left.

"Are all villains that stupid?" Asked Sonic.

"If theres one that isn't, I've never seen him." Replied Tails.

The scene at the desert is then shown on a monitor, that in no way rips off "The Hills Have Eyes". We see a dark figure looking at the scene.

"Rewind that second last bit with the fox for me." Said the mysterious man.

"You're the only villian here. And even if another villain came, we would easily defeat him, and/or her, and we'll never see them again." Said the rewind of what Tails said, as it looped several times.

"Oh come on, who broke the damn computer?" The man asked.

"Um, sir, that's just looping. It's showing the same bit over and over again." Said a kangaroo wearing what looked like a mix between a stormtroopers uniform and a ninjas outfit.

"Interesting, say why are you wearing that rediculous outfit?" Said the man.

"It's casual Friday sir." The kangaroo replied.

"How is that... Look, nevermind." The man said as he got out of his chair.

"Sir what are we going to do?" Asked the kangaroo.

"I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna rock that hedgehogs world." The man said. "And by that I mean we're gonna take over it."

The man turned around into a flickering light, showing his face with a scar on the left side, and his long, black hair.

"Brian, could you stop flickering that light? It's annoying" The man said.

"Sorry sir, but it does make this moment more dramatic." Said Brian, a black cat.

"True, true." The man said. As the scene went blank.

To Be Continued.

What will Sonic do about the up coming danger?

Will Eggman finaly beat Sonic?

And who is the mysterious man?

Findout the answers to the first and last questions, because Eggman will never beat Sonic, in the next chapter, which I hope to put up next week.