DISCLAIMER: Fine! I don't own NARUTO! Happy now?
Naruto's Poem .
Hi! I'm Naruto, a total Orange freak.
When it comes to eating ramen I can't be beat!
I like the colour PINK because of Sakura-chan.
When it comes to LOVE, I think she's the one.
As for Sasuke, oh, that big headed BAKA!
Who would not think of him as a SUCKA!
People like Hinata, I'm confused!
If they keep blushing, does it mean that they love you?
And Shino! Man, he creeps me out.
Just LOOKING at him makes me wanna SHOUT!
Kiba, ooh, his a NOISY one.
Though fighting him IS quite fun!
Kakashi-sensei? Oh that LIAR!
He thinks every lie he tells is a buyer!
As for Neji, that Byakuganed CREEP,
Just hearing him talk makes me go to SLEEP!
Lee-san, gosh, he freaks me out.
With his SPLANDEX, EYES and POUT!
For Ten-Ten, she's just plain SCARY!
I wouldn't mess with all her weaponry!
Gaara, him and his freakin' SAND!
Well I know SOMEONE can't join the band!
Need scary puppets? Call Kankuro.
He'll accept anything from yen to euro!
Temari-san, her huge fan,
Thinkin' back, it was quite GRAND…
Shikamaru? That LAZY BUM!
ALL he says is " SO TRO-BLE-SOME"!
Choji, man, he loves his food.
Whatever he eats, I must admit, is good!
Ino and her flower shop!
You must agree, she won't hold a MOP!
Gekimayu-sensei and his tight green suit,
Twinkling teeth that make me PUKE!
Kurenai and her freaky RED eyes,
Hope when she STARES nobody Dies!
Asuma and his endless CANCER STICKS!
He might be in a club of Cigarette Freaks!
Orochimaru has a FREAKISH long TOUNGE.
Hope he swallows a fat load of gunk!
Tsunade, or baa-chan, which I prefer to use,
Her oversized boobs have been on the NEWS!
Ero-senin, he taught me ALOT!
But I didn't become a pervert, THANK GOD!!
And since this poem is written by ME,
I can't hope less but that you'll AGREE!!
By:
DATTEBAYO!!(Guess who)
oo0ooooENDoooo0oo