The Late Show with Fire Lord Ozai,

a random Avatar fanfic by AvatarLink.

Credit goes to wildimagination, the author of "Know Your Avastars!" for the idea.

I do not own Avatar or any of the characters.

Enjoy :D

"Good evening, hotmans and hotladies," Ozai confidently said, "I'm Fire Lord Ozai, and welcome to my show!" The crowd cheered. "Our first guest for tonight, is the banished Prince of the Fire Nation, who returned after SUPPOSEDLY killing the Avatar-"

"Hey! Don't blame me," Zuko interrupted from backstage, "that was Azula who told you!"

"Shut it!" Ozai roared back.

Zuko shut it. "Only to find that my daughter, Azula, did the job." Ozai continued. "Now he says he wants to join the Avatar? How stupid is that, am I right, folks?" The crowd laughed. Zuko fumed backstage.

"Anyway, please put your hands together foooorr... Zuuuuukoooooo!" Zuko nervously walked out and took the seat next to his father.

No applause, except for Mai, who was wildy clapping and cheering, "Yay Zuko! Whoooo! Whooo!" "Shut it!" Aang stood up and threw a gust of air at Mai. It knocked her to the floor. "Hey," Zuko shouted, "no-one throws air gusts at my girlfriend!" Zuko shot a fireball at Aang. He dodged and went to throw another air gust, only to be restrained by two Dai Li agents.

Aang growled. "So," Ozai began, "why do you want to join the Avatar?" Zuko replied, "Because I want to help the Avatar restore peace to the world." "Yeah freakin' right!" Toph stood up and shouted. "Shut up!" Zuko roared back.

"You shut up!" Toph yelled at the top of her voice.

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"QUIET!" roared Ozai. He shot a gigantic fireball at the ground. That shut them up. "But, if you want to restore peace to the world, then why did you do this?" Ozai teased Zuko. "Roll the clip." The clip showed Ozai picking his nose. "The OTHER CLIP!" Ozai roared. The other clip showed Zuko burning down the island of Kyoshi. "Umm..." Zuko was lost for words. "He's just a selfish little brat who wanted his daddy to love him!" Sokka yelled from the crowd.

Zuko turned to the crowd. Smoke was literally coming from his nose as he trudged through the crowd to get Sokka. Zuko put his face to Sokka's. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" he screamed at Sokka." "Hey," Katara shouted, "get offa my bro'!" She fired a jet of water at Zuko, knocking him over. "Oh, it's ON, you mindless man-eater!" Zuko retaliated with a fireball the size of an African elephant's ear. Aang pushed the fireball into the wall just above Ozai with a gust of air. "Get off my possible girlfriend!" Aang charged at Zuko. He was stopped by a Dai Li agent. Same with Zuko. Zuko was taken backstage. The crowd clapped, confused. "We'll be right back after the break." Ozai smiled at the cameras.

Remember, folks, credit goes to wildimagination for the idea. Umm, rate and review. Which is pretty much the same meaning. Umm. I'm gonna call that R 'n' R from now on.

This be mah first fanfic!