Written for comment_fic on livejournal (a multi-fandom prompt fic community)
The prompt was Hammer/Horrible (groupie's POV), obvious
Hi, everyone!! My name is Cindy but you in the Hammer fandom know me as hammer_meet_nail. This is of course the Captain Hammer slashfan videoblog! Yay!
So today we will again be talking about one of our FAVORITE pairings, Hammer slash Horrible, or as some of us call it, 'Hammerable.' Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think? Much better than 'Hormer' -seriously, what are some of you thinking? Hormer is like the least sexy-sounding word ever.
Kidding! Just kidding! Seriously, don't flame me cuz I said that, I was just kidding.
So anyway, today, we have a quote from Dr. Horrible from the Philadelphia Answerer: "I think of nothing but his destruction all day and all night."
Obsessed much, Horrible? Seriously, could you two BE any more obvious? I know what my friends would say if I told them I think about some guy all day and all NIGHT!!!
Okay, so next, here's a song I wrote about Hammer and Horrible. (to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme song):
Here's a story
Of a lovely hero
Who was always saving lots of pretty girls
He was happy,
And not too sappy,
And had many lucrative endorsement deals.
Here's a story
Of a man of science
Who was always dreaming up some crazy schemes
But it was clearly seen
That more than anything
He just wanted to get in the Captain's jeans.
Until one day when this doctor met this hero
And they knew it was much more than a fling
And so they went to Iowa and they got married
And they both came back wearing their diamond rings.
Ham-mer-a-ble.
Ham-mer-a-ble.
That's the way - they became - ham-mer-a-ble!
Okay, that's it for this week. See you next time my compatriots. Viva la Hammerable!