This was when Bella and Edward first met. Via My Space..
Bellas Profile..
Hey my names Isabella swan..
And I love spanking monkeys..
And licking hair nipples..
And I enjoys a light spanking every now and again..
Comment my facial hair…
Edwards profile..
Hello im Edward cullen.. the hot one..
I love having my monkey spanked
And my nipples are so hairy
Ill spank yhou anyday if yhou wantt it..
-They each others pages-
Edward- hello there sexy
Do you want to spank my monkey?
Bella- Helloo horney beasty facial mann..
Yes I would love to spank your monkey any day..
Edward- ohkay ill meet you at Port Angeles Saturday..
Ill meet you in the Laundromat..
Ill be the one wear fluro orange pants..
Bella- ohkay ill be there..
Be prepared for the spanking of your life..
-Saturday comes-
-Edward stands alone waiting for Bella but she never arrives-
Edward- where the hell were you I waited like all day at a bloody Laundromat..
SERIOUSLY… like OMG!
Bella- OMG! I was at the frickenn Laundromat you crazy hussy mann..
Edward- NO! you were not I was there in my fluro orange pants waiting and you never came psycho person facial woman…
OMG! Im just reall upset like why would you stand me up I like was sitting there waiting for you the whole day and you don't even come watta b***h… SERIOUSLY..
OMG! Am I Hott..?
Bella- Omg you crazy spastic I was there in my fluro pink stockings with thigh high boots..
OMG! YES! You are HOTT!
Ilyour facial hair.
Edward- Look u got 1 more chance just DON'T let me down please and cum this weekend give me a weekend to remember
Bella- dont worrie. YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS WEEKEND!
just.. DONT CHEAT!!!
Edward- I promise I won't just trust me SERIOUSLY..
Bella- Can you tell me why im not your top friend !!
im fricking last!
when you go to Port Angeles, ill be wearing something naughty (Fluro Pink)
so be prepared!
DONT CHEAT!!!
Edward- I will change it tomorrow..
OMG! I Wont Cheat SERIOUSLY..
OMG! You better be there or else like SERIOUSLY..
Bella-. make me your top friend NOOOOWW!. or else i wont show up
DONTTT CHEAT!!
Edward- I Promise and what time and do I get to hold ur hand? And wat do ya wanna do? Im always keen for a little spanking of my monkey..
Bella- yes promise and yes hand holder and ill be there at 10.00am and movies and meet me at the car park and secret….
What will happen next…