Fighters' Prom Night
CHAPTER 1: Getting Ready
By LyL GuRL
In the living room of Karin Kanzuki's mansion, six girls are all dressed up and walking around frantically, excitedly, and they are all very busy. Some are putting on makeup, touching up their hair, or jabbering about stuff.
Sakura: aAaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAhh!!
Karin: AAAAAAaAaaAaaaaaaaaaaAAaAHHH!! What's the matter?!
Sakura: We need more powder!! (stares at Karin) POWDER!!
Karin: You don't need powder, stupid! You need eye shadow! (dabs some blue eye shadow on her lids)
Ibuki: My god Karin she looks like Mi-Mi from the Drew Carey show, stop it!! (swipes the eye shadow)
Karin: Well sorry!! It's not my fault I don't know how to put on makeup!! ARRg!
Sakura: I look like Mi-Mi?!? **is about to cry** I'M NOT FAT!!!!!
Chun Li: She meant your eye shadow.
Sakura: (looks into mirror) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Ibuki: Just shut up and calm down!! And what is up with your blush, you look like that pokemon, what's its name--
Cammy: Pikachu!!
Ibuki: Right!! Haha, Pikachu, I choose you!
Sakura: **sniffle** I thought you were my friend! (runs upstairs)
Ibuki: I don't even know her. Is she from Street Fighter Alpha??
Cammy: Yeah.
Ibuki: Why am I the only one from SF III??….I must be special! (behind her Chun Li rolls her eyes)
Rose: Where is R. Mika?? Did she fit into her dress yet??
Karin: (passes by as she searches for her earrings) Of all fighting styles, why did she have to wrestle? It makes her so…BIG.
R. Mika: What was that?
Karin: (turns around) Oh, uh, nothing. Hey! Your dress…Is not a dress…
The girls look at R. Mika. She was in a red tank top and jean shorts with brown sandals.
Chun Li: WHAT THE…!
R. Mika; What? I couldn't fit into the dress or I'd rip it and not be able to return it. Geez I thought I lost all those extra pounds for tonight.( Swipes a Twinkie from a table and munches it away) Oh, well.
Karin: But, R. Mika! You have to wear a dress! You can't go like THAT!
Ibuki: Ya, what's Dan gonna say??
Cammy: Hey, girls, Charlie just called! They're coming in thirty minutes! Quick, someone go find a skirt for R. Mika and do a mission makeover!!
Sakura comes running downstairs to the rest of the girls.
Sakura: Hey! Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is on!! Let's watch! (turns on the TV.)
Karin: (takes the remote control) Sakura! Work on your makeup, quick! The boys are coming in thirty minutes!
Sakura: **gasp** REALLY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhh! (runs to the makeup mirror and fixes her makeup)
Cammy: Power snack, everybody!! (throws granola bars to each girl)
Ibuki: Crap, my straps keep falling.
Chun Li: Then just cut them off. (hands her scissors)
Ibuki: But then my boob might pop out in front of Guy!!
Chun Li: Oh, it won't be that bad. Trust me. It happens to everybody.
R.Mika comes into the group with a long flowy and strapless sky-blue prom dress. It is very tight on her, but still fits. Her makeup is done nicely. Her hair too.
R. Mika: Watcha think??
Chun Li: That's MUCH better! You look great in blue!
R.Mika: Yeah, that's what I thought, too. I was gonna make a dress out of my wrestling outfit because it was blue like this one but Karin stopped me for some reason.
Chun Li gave Karin an approving look.
Cammy: Twenty minutes left!
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Meanwhile, at Ken Masters's filthy rich luxurious beautiful insanely large mansion that makes Bill Gates look poor…..
Dan: Hey Ken, we wouldna had anything without you! I mean, you bought us all our tuxedos and crap! You even have your own limo!! I love you, man!! (Gives Ken an extremely long bear hug)
Ken: ………..just get off me, Dan.
Dan: okie. (lets go of Ken and takes Ken's Rolex that is on the table and slips it into his pocket)
Guy: Wow, a dozen roses for each babe, but a necklace too?? Ken, you don't have to do this ya know.
Ken: Ahhh, it's nothing. Besides, it'll do wonders, hehe.
Guy: Did you see Ryu? He says he's goin to the prom with that headband. Ken: Oh, heh, just leave it to him. He won't go anywhere without it.
Charlie: Me and Guile are havin a drink before we go. Want some?
Dan: Hell ya! (runs to the next room) What?! No BeER?!
Guile: We're not getting drunk before the prom, dumb@$$.
Dan: (lowers head with a sad face) Awww….
Ryu comes into the room all dress up and ready…except with the headband.
Guy: Uh, nicccee, Ryu!
Ryu: (looking up) Really? Great.
Ken: Hey, Ryu. (walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder) How bout we get that hair gelled, huh??
Ryu: What?? Gel-led? What's that? How do you do it?
A sweat drop falls down on each of the boys.
Ken: Well, its something you use on your hair to keep it in place. Look at Charlie's hair. Ever wonder how he does it?
Ryu: No.
Ken: Well he gels it!
Ryu: He What?
Ken: Gels it.
Ryu: What's a Jelshit?
Ken: CHARLIE GELS HIS HAIR!!!
Ryu: (nods) Oh, I get it. He….jells….it.
Ken: Yes!
Ryu: And why are you telling me this?
Everybody falls to the floor. T-h-U-D-!!
Ryu: I'm gonna go meditate.
Guy: (whispers to Charlie) Ryu almost sounded like Dan for a minute there.
Charlie: Scary, man.
Dan: Let's go to McDonald's! Man, I'm hungry! (runs for the door)
Guile, Charlie, Guy, and Ken: DAN!!
Dan: WhAT?!
Guile, Charlie, Guy, and Ken: We just ate!
Dan: Oh, you guys won't let me have some beer, and now this! This isn't fair!
Guy: We're actually saving you embarrassment. You wanna show up like a drunk dirty pig with beer breath in front of R. Mika?
Dan: So? She'll love me just the same.
Guile: I'm not so sure. Do you know anything about women, Dan?
Dan: Course I do!! Ha, I'll show you!
Guile, Charlie, Guy, and Ken: Don't.
Ryu: Keep it quiet over there!
Ken: Hey Ryu you done fantasizing about Sakura??
Ryu: (smiles) nope.
Guile, Charlie, Guy, Ken, Dan, and Ryu: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Guile, Charlie, Guy, Ken, Dan, and Ryu: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Guile, Charlie, Guy, Ken, Dan, and Ryu: (look at each other)
Guile, Charlie, Guy, Ken, Dan, and Ryu: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ken: (snaps his fingers and a servant immediately appears to his side) Get the limo ready.
Servant: Yes, right away, Master Ken.
Dan: Hey, you! His name is the other way around stupid!
All the boys except for Dan shake their heads.