Name Neji, trade life.
Screw that. I don't have a life to trade. I live with my uncle and my two little cousins. My not-really-life is a total mess. They call themselves "my friends". But what do they really know about me?
"Neji! WHERE THE HECK ARE MY THINGS?"
"Coming, Hannabi!"
Hannabi is the MOST annoying little cousin I've ever had. Not that I had a lot of cousins, but still. I mean, where the heck am I supposed to put all her freaking stuff? Her room is already a mess and it`s our first day here.
"Hanabi, you do not have space in here. I'll go put them in other place."
Wrong, wrong, wrong answer. I should have known it. You just don't go around, contradicting Hannabi. It`s just…against the law. Or it basically means that you are a psycho, suicidal type of person. Like me. Haha.
"I`M SORRY? "
There she goes.
You know, pissing her off is the most funny part of my oh-so-beloved-destiny.
She intends to say something, but then her expression changes and she smiles. Scratch that. She grins.
Oh no. Please no. No. No. Nooooooooooooooo. *covering ears*
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Fuck. Gotta hide, quick.
Hiashi-sama entered the room. You know, I really do not understand how my aunt fell in love with Hiashi-sama. Good gracious, he is scary. But if I think about it, this may be the main reason for why she left him.
"Daddy, Neji is meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, pouted my oh-so-wonderful-cousin. He doesn't want to help meee. Uh, by the way, has Hinata returned? I want her to sew my favourite jacket, it was ripped off by a certain someone", continued her, looking at me.
Sue me. I didn't do it on purpose, you know….ok, I did it on purpose. But it was an ugly jacket, I tell you.
"Neji! After all we did for you! CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW. And you, honey, do you want something to eat?"
"Weee. Of course I do, I'm starving."
"Then let's go to a supermarket. Neji can cook our dinner."
"Heard that, slavey? Now buh-bye", said my oh-so-fantastically-intelligent cousin, leaving the room.
My name is Neji Hyuuga. I'm seventeen. My parents died when I was little, so my uncle Hiashi took care of me. He has been treating me like a slave ever since. I have two cousins. I live in a big house. I have just moved in.
Oh man, I really hate my life.