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Twitterature: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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HarryJpotter Dursley's bday tomorrow… never gonna survive this family. One of the spiders in my cupboard died. Sad times.

HarryJpotter can't believe I've been to the zoo. Spoke to a snake. GOOD TIMES.

HarryJpotter got MAIL – like, a LOT of mail – my stupid uncle won't let me read it though. So sad…

HarryJpotter Uncle gone mad. We're all on stupid shaking hut. Cold… happy Bday meself.

HagrID HarryJpotter me found yeh. Yeh're a wirzard, btw: happy birthday !!!

HarryJpotter I'M A WIZARD and i'm going to a wiz school. So happy!! and I have a FRIEND!! soon first day of school!

RonWeas WOW GUESS WHO'S ON HOG XPRESS!! HARRY POTTER!!!!

Hermy HarryJpotter RonWeas anyone seen a toad ?

HarryJpotter OMG I'm famous and I'm making lots of friends. =D

Malfoyrocks HarryJpotter wanna be my friend?

RonWeas malfoyrocks you smell Malfoy

FunkySortingHat HarryJpotter wow – you're head's a mess. Oh well, Gryffindor!

RonWeas Gosh those classes are so difficult!

ProfSnape I must be doomed – potter kid is the exact replica of his *&/ of a dad

NevilleLongB RonWeas don't tell me…

ProfSnape HarryJpotter you are arrogant and utterly hopeless.

HagrID HarryJpotter wanna come have cake in my hut?

HarryJpotter HagrID sure!!! btw, what happened in Gringotts ?

Malfoyrocks flying lessons today!

Malfoyrocks NevilleLongB you're so fat and thick you won't be able to fly haha catch THAT !

HarryJpotter Malfoyrocks can't you just let us alone?! NevilleLongB don't worry I'll catch it

MinervaMcGonagall HarryJpotter in my office Potter!

HarryJpotter RonWeas don't tell anyone: I'm going to in the Quidditch team!! woohoooo

Malfoyrocks HarryJpotter come and fight me if you can

HarryJpotter Malfoyrocks get ready !

Hermy HarryJpotter RonWeas you can't honestly get yourselves into that?!

Flinch3Norris stupid students wandering in castle at night. Hate them. Bones hurt.

RonWeas HarryJpotter Hermy oopsy I think we ended up in the forbidden area.

HarryJpotter just got tracked by flinch, entered forbidden room. 3heads dog. Tweet later. If survive.

RonWeas we're back in common room. That was awesome! 3heads ppl!!! Dumbeldore's crazy!!!

Hermy RonWeas HarryJpotter are you mental? Almost got expelled!!! RonWeas use your brains! Dog was on a trap!

MinervaMcGongall HarryJpotter take care of the broom and, please, win us the cup!

Malfoyrocks 1st years are not allowed a broom!!! HATE Potter!

Flit'n'wick oooh my students are sooo brilliant

RonWeas HarryJpotter Granger is such an obnoxious know-it-all nobody likes!

Hermy RonWeas Twitter posts are OPEN CONTENT you --- heartless prat!

1/2Quirrel AlbusGotLemon TROOOOOOOOOLL !!!!!

HarryJpotter RonWeas Hermione's in danger! We have to help her

HarryJpotter running on Hogwarts to save friend from mountain troll. Dangerous and exciting. Tweet again if survive.

HarryJpotter Tr0l hey – boys don't hit girls.

Hermy saved by Ron and Harry. Guess they don't hate me after all. Told ProfMcGongall it was my fault. Happy I have friend. Happy I'm good at school. Gnight Tweets

HarryJpotter I am so sure Snape is actually evil. He got the Troll and the dog to kill me. Don't ask why.

Malfoyrocks quidditch sucked. Too bad potter didn't die. Would have been fun.

RonWeas Harry so rocks! Won the Quidditch play! So glad I'm his best pal!

HagrID HarryJpotter tea at mine?

Hermy HadrID Snape is evil and tried to kill harry. We need help! He got a three-head dog to do it!

HardID Hermy na, Fluffy kind. He's just doing good job keeping Flamel's thing for director.

HagrID oops

RonWeas woohoo I love xmass!

SecretLemon HarryJpotter cloak was your father's. Make good use. (Have fun)

HarryJpotter wow cool mirror is showing me my parents! Never going to leave this room!

AlbusGotLemon HarryJpotter yes you will. Be brave. Aw, have a cookie – or Sherbet Lemon

Hermy wow amazing day at the library – Flamel is the inventor of the philosopher's stone (incults: google it!)

HarryJpotter Snape will definitely kill me. I just know it. He's waiting for the match. WHY ME?

RonWeas wow he won the game AGAIN!!!!

HarryJpotter Snape threatening Quirell. Knows about the stone. Up to no good. Just knew it!

HagrID iz a DADDY Norbert is so cute!!! Btw, students are too curious…

Flinch3Norris Got the student. Potter&co in deep trouble and detentions and points loss. MADE MY DAY!!!

HarryJpotter I should keep quite but I just know Snape is evil!

Hermy oh Merlin, my first detention ever. Stuck with malfoy. Harry and ron are here too.

RonWeas detention is dangerous – forbidden forest! How creepy!

Malfoyrocks my Father is so going to hear that. Hate them all.

HarryJpotter saw a dead bicorn -blood sucked by a shadow. Shadow was Voldemort. Centor rescued me. Life is so exciting!

HarryJpotter second thought, Voldemort might be here to kill me. And he knows how to get the stoooone! Not that fun. Bet Snape's in it. Oh crap!

HarryJpotter Hermy RonWeas we have to go get the stone before Snape! Otherwise we're al dead!

HarryJpotter just got in the room with the dog. Music made him sleep. Going down. tweet later.

RonWeas Bookworms can be useful. Saved us from crazy plant. Bless her. Harry got us the key to go through another door. We all gonna die anyway. Tweet later

Hermy Ron is a hero: he risked his life to allow us go further hope he's fine. Hope we'll survive.

HarryJpotter wow Hermione and Ron risked their life for me! Amazing friends and so clever! Better get the stupid stone!

1/2Quirrel HarryJpotter surprise! Too bad you're gonna die so young. But first the stone!

IamLordVoldemort HarryJpotter the stone!

HarryJpotter can't believe it's my pocket and what the effin' hell is this mirror doing here! Uh-oh, might get kill. Farewell. tweets.

1/2Quirrel HarryJpotter suffer!!!!

AlbusGotLemon HarryJpotter hello, had a nice sleep? It was a tough fight, I reckon.

HarryJpotter AlbusGotLemon I guess I'd need some explanations. And snape…?

AlbusGotLemon HarryJpotter long story short: Voldemort tried to kill you. Coulnd't thx to your mum's love. PROFSnape hated your father and hates you now. But we won

PercivalWeasely can't believe we won the house cup! I am so happy!

Hermy woohoo top class!! This year was amazing, looking forward to next. See you then tweets

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