Mistletoe
Ahh, random holiday crap. This was written as an entry for the fanfic contest at my school's Anime Club Christmas party. I won-- I was the only entry. And the president sails this ship, too. ;) Eric's my boy. Anyways, enjoy!
"Come on, guys, you have to kiss!" Sakura laughed as she pointed at the mistletoe in the tree Naruto and Sasuke were sparring under.
"Yeah, come on, kiss! Kiss!" Ino said enthusiastically, making everyone stare at her. She seemed a little too eager to see this.
The senseis of the Rookie 9 had decided that the last training session before Christmas would be a free-for-all skirmish, with all three teams. Basically translating into the senseis were lazy.
Sasuke and Naruto leapt apart. "No way!" Naruto screeched. "I'm not kissing that teme!" He got a mischievous look in his eyes and added, "Besides, I already kissed him once. He's not a good kisser."
Shikamaru slapped a hand to his face. "So troublesome…"
Sasuke fixed Sakura with a glare and said, "Mistletoe is poisonous. It can make you throw up. Or have diarrhea." He smirked as he saw her flinch at the mention of diarrhea.
"The tradition of k-k-kissing under mistlet-toe came from a Scanda-scandanavian tradition. If t-two enemies happened to meet under mistletoe in a f-forest, they had to c-call a truce until the n-next day…" Hinata said quietly—no one had noticed her up in the tree. "S-so all they have to do is pr-promise not to fight until to-tomorrow."
The two boys looked at each other and shrugged, though Sasuke looked angry that he wouldn't be able to beat the snot out of Naruto, while Ino squealed, "Come on! Kiss already!"
Sakura thumped her on the head. "Didn't you hear what Hinata-chan just said? The called a truce!"
Ino pounced on Sakura and the skirmish picked up where it left off.
After everyone had beaten the crap out of each other Sasuke approached Hinata. "Thanks. There's no way in hell I would have kissed that dobe, but Sakura would have made me."
"You-You're welcome, Sasuke-san," she replied.
"Look!" Naruto yelled suddenly. "Sasuke and Hinata are under the mistletoe! They're not enemies—they have to kiss!"
The pair looked up. It was true.
Hinata turned bright red. "D-d-d-d-d-damn!" she squeaked. Then she realized what she had said out loud and slapped her hands over her mouth.
Sasuke just smirked as he pulled Hinata's hands away from her mouth and kissed her.
Bet you didn't know Hinata could cuss!! LOL
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Jessy cat