Disclaimer- I do not own the idea of Harry Potter, but I own the physical journal this fanfic emerged from.

A/N- One day my sister Lexi, best friend Abby, and I were bored and picked up a blank journal and wrote in it from Harry's point of view. Lexi's entries are mainly perverted, Abby's make sense, and mine are dumb and usually have inside jokes that nobody really understands. However, there are other movie references, book allusions, and we have no idea when it takes place. Entries about teachers include Lockhart and Moody… but just go with it.

12 June

My name is Harry Potter. School is bad. But it is my only home. I have to go back. My parents died when I was but a child. VOLDEMORT killed them. He is a MURDERER!

I have to go.

Kbye.

13 June

School is still bad. But today I saw Cho Chang. I think I fancy her a little. But the only one I told is my pet owl Hedwig. She has been my best friend since I got her. She was a gift from Hagrid. I have 2 other best friends, Ron and Hermione. And I have 3 just regular friends. Well I have loads of homework and whining to do. Good evening.

14 June

Malfoy and I got in a nasty tiff today. He pushed me in the hall and my books fell.

I yelled, "Cut it out Malfoy!"

He yelled, "Oh yea?"

I yelled back, "Yea!"

He yelled back, "Okay!"

I yelled back, "Fine!" and I ran away. I had to look for some stuff.

I found this: "pipes". I believe it to be rather significant.

16 June

I am so very apologetic for not writing yesterday. I had double Potions and then detention with Lockhart. I used to hate him, but now I hate him more. He is really lame. Today Snape glared at me. It really upset me. I keep hearing voices in the walls. I wonder if they have anything to do with the school's dead chickens.

Probably not.

Later

On my way to the loo I heard the voices again. They said: "Kill kill KILL!"

I wish they'd say something a bit more cheerful, like "Party party PARTY!"

On the bright side, our school has a new P.A. system. Filch and Peeves are fond of using it.

Not together, though. I mean separately.

Nevermind.

15 June

Reading my other entries, I realize I never told you that I'm famous. Well, I am. VOLDEMORT tried to kill me when he killed my parents. I guess he wasn't able. I think I rather he had—finals are brutal. Hermione seems to enjoy them. Sometimes I wonder about her. Moaning Myrtle flooded the toilet again. Percy is yelling at me to get to bed.

'Night.

17 June

Today was rather eventful. First, I discovered that my handwriting changes profusely. Then I took a nap. I had a nightmare about VOLDEMORT. It was really scary. After that, Colin Creevy made up a song about me. It goes: "Look, over there! Harry flipped his hair! hehehehe!"

It was mighty embarrassing.

18 June

I noticed the marble ball at the end of my bookmark has gone missing. This greatly saddens me. It was so pretty. At least I still have the front cover to gaze at. And Cho Chang.

Ahh hang on—hard on.

Bloody hell. I'm in Potions. Why does this always happen to me? Like my briefs, they keep going missing. I imagine someone finds it a great joke. I don't. It's probably the omniscient fat black kid. Were he not so huge, I'd duff him up a bit.

20 June

Hermione is in the library a lot lately. Then again, what's new? Quidditch was cancelled. It's raining. I'm in History of Magic. Ron is snoring very loudly. Binns doesn't notice. Draco is being extra nasty lately. I think Hermione secretly has a crush on him. I just don't see it. Well, class is about to end. Astronomy is next. Can't wait…

Kbye.

21 June

Today at lunch I was gazing fondly at Cho and I thought she saw me because she smiled and waved in my general direction. So I waved back and not only knocked my pumpkin juice on my trousers, but I also made a complete fool of myself because she actually waved at Cedric DICKory behind me. I am so depressed and jealous. I can't even stand writing about it.

26 June

I am back from my depression, eating lunch before my last final. They have served us Mexican type food to be "festive." Personally I think it's odd.

Hermione is ragging on me to study. I think I will hide my copy of Quidditch World magazine inside my Divination book.

I am so clever.

26 June (later)

O man, Divination final was hard. Tea leaves couldn't take any shape and I kept seeing Cho holding hands with Cedric in the crystal ball. That's all.

30 June

LAST DAY! Bloody hell. I do not want to go to the Dursleys'. Grr. Now I am angry. I am going to miss my best friends.

And my just regular friends.

Later

I am on the train, sulking. Ron thinks a bloody box of chocolate frogs will cheer me up, HE'S WRONG!

I am that angry and bored.

31 June

This is the worst day of my life. Uncle Vernon shut me up in my room and Dudley keeps shouting insults through the door. I wish I could Avada-Kedavra-him. Hedwig keeps biting my ear. Dumb bird. She pooped on my Transfiguration book earlier. Light bulb just burnt out.

Just my luck.