Pony Potter is a seventh year student at Ponywarts, School of Friendship and Wizardry. He is the head pony in his house, Gryffinpony. He is in a steady relationship with his well-endowed, girth boyfriend Pony Malfoy. Potter is the most popular pony at school and everyone wants to date him (but he says no because he is faithful to Malfoy.) One day after making out with Pony Malfoy, Pony Potter went to sit down at lunch with his three best friends Pony Weasley, Pony Granger, and Twilight Sparkle. "Hi Potter" said Twighlight who was the best friend out of the three. "Did you hear about the strange star charts that Professor Fluttery of the Astrology Department drew?" "No I didn't I was to busy kissing Malfoy in the mare's bathroom." "Yeah" said Weasley "The stars have been moving really weirdly." "Oh no, what could it mean?!" spouted potter with much surprise. "Pony Dumbledore said it might be a very powerful magical event, it would be very good for learning!" said Weasley because he is a nerd boy. "Shut up geek!" said Pony Granger with a very disgusting voice "I only care about trying to sneak a peek at Potter's lengthy member." while she pointed her eyes to Pony Potter's bulge. Potter's cheeks turned red with blush and pointed his eyes at Pony Malfoy who knew the joke that Granger was saying. "Attention Students!" screamed Pony McGonagall "There is a strange object coming to Hogwarts! Hide in your dorms!"