Alph was looking at a sword so imind he was lost beacuse of the ultrah sord. he was like it was so good. ''Can i buy this shit.'' Sweet bro accted requist like it was ''GOG DAMN HE IS GOING TO BE HERO.'' Alph accepted charrange like it was the ps4
Alph boguht a samll sword and he did uppercut and that ship on ninjas who where to steal his sword ''I didnt care about this''he said. so he left sword awhn ground for the ninja ot taske it and that inja left the site and for rest of fight used fists ''taste fists you betards ninjas'' and no other people eccept alph were got cuts and ninjas dissapeared.
Alph suddenly went home at spoed of sound and got home on his dxp 900 computer which AGN cpu and 8gb of gddr4 ram as suddenly another annoying facebook person(tomo) wonted to request him because he was cool as ass. The requost saide ''can you be friend. IF YOU NOT YOU WILL BE GONE FROM MY PAGE. you are totally not a reaturd.'' Alph denied reqoust because it was dissparate and repiled ''you cannot be a this deseprate to have frineds you turd you will forever eb one on facebouk.''.
Alph is fricking indecredivle as he said frick i am amzing as he use psp to steal a door one tiem''alph,whear are you i have woiting for you?''said mordecai ''out to nowhear'' repuled alph whiel drinking a beer.
To be cockuned