Notes: OKAY I ALMOST PEED, I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY SUBMITTED AND HAD TO GO ALLL THE WAY BACK AND EDIT. OKAY. I'm trying to buttfuck writer's block in the butt, and here's a little something I did a bit ago. Hope ya enjoy and review!
Disclaimer: I don't own these fuckheads. Miwa Shirow does. I don't think Heine or I would be able to handle it…
Summary: God fucking dammit, Heine….
Badou's a huge dildohead.
Calloused fingertips lead a featherlight trail over his cheeks, ghosting across his chin, then dipping around the corners of his lips. [chapped under his touch, but what does he fuckin' care, this wasn't all guns and roses and rainbows] The redhead took a deep breath and leaned in, his single murky-green eye fluttering halfway shut, lashes like inflamed fans against his cheeks. [or something faggy like that, Heine mused momentarily] He parted his lips with anticipation.
"The hell are you doing." Heine voiced, calm, composed, rigid, ignoring the hammeringdancingthumping of his heart. [he's not a fucking school-girl, christ. He didn't even go to school.] He was more curious than bothered.
Badou, inches from the albino's lips [so much so that Heine could tastesmellbreathe the other's smoke, as well as the sour tuna scent wafting into his face] froze, a scowl twisting his thin lips. "M gonna kiss you, dickcheese."
A single snow-white eyebrow cocked. "You wouldn't know romance if it frolicked over and slapped you on the dick."
Badou made a strangled sound in the back of his throat [Did 'e just say frolic? The fuck] and dug his fingers a little harder under Heine's chin, lifting it a little higher. ['s not like it'd hurt him any] "Cuz I fuckin' want to. Now shutcher goddamn mouth and let me use mine." With a little huff he continued his descent, pressing his lips against the other man's, their eyes sliding shut simultaneously.
When they finally, reluctantly, pulled apart, they came up panting hard; a sickeningly pleased grin was plastered on Badou's face and Heine merely rolled his eyes skyward [as if he wasn't a little pink in the face, breath labored, leatherfuckingpants tighter than they were two minutes ago] and muttered, "A first for that famous mouth of yours to spew random bullshit instead of bitchy whining."
The scowl was back, albeit halfassed. "Eat my dick."
"No thanks, its not filling enough."
[This wasn't a fucking fairytale.]
Badou growled and smashed their lips together once more.
I'll fuckin' show you filled.
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Heine and Badou Miwa Shirow