"My life is a living-"
"Hello, Megara! You came back for another helpin' of Tiana's home-made gumbo?" I'm greeted with the disgusting smell of Tiana's cooking.
"Or would you like some of my cookies?" I roll my eyes. Rapunzel is so childish that it has been very hard to live with her these past few days.
"Neither, thank you very much. I came in here to get away from some of the more annoying roomies but it looks like I ran into two more." Rapunzel frowns a bit but soon brightens up. Unfortunately, I don't think Gumbo Girl took it as well as Punzie. She just growls at me and spins around on her heel probably to continue working on her darn gumbo.
"I'm sure a chocolate chip cookie will cheer you up! Here, have one," Rapunzel says as she stuffs a cookie into my mouth. I turn to the garbage can and spit it all out.
"Gods, I don't think I should've came in here. Leave me out of your crazy cooking antics. Catch you later, Gumbo Girl. Punzie." As I walk off, I turn to Tiana because I can't resist seeing her reaction to my nickname for her. I got the reaction I expected because, to my great amusement, I saw Blondie trying to hold her back.
"Calm down, Tia! She didn't mean it!" Rapunzel is using all of her 115 pounds to keep Tiana from getting to me.
"Oh, get a grip," I say as I stroll out. She reminds me of a certain goat I know.
"I'm gonna give you a grip. The kind my hands are gonna be doin' on your skinny neck!" I chuckle. She's got another thing coming if she thinks that she's going to do anything to me. I walk down the hallway until suddenly I hear a voice calling out to me.
"Hey, Meg! How are you doing? Can you help me with something?" I turn and I really hope that it's not her. Crap. It is. In all of her big, dopey grin and long red haired glory.
"What is it?" I ask with dread. This is exactly one of the annoying roomies I talked about earlier.
"Can you help me read?" I turn and continue walking.
"Sorry, Ariel. That seems like more of a job for Anna. She'd be glad to help. Now get lost."
"Thanks, Meg!" I frown as Ariel hugs me then runs off with her red hair floating behind her. Telling her about Anna makes me think of Elsa. Maybe she's got more sense than the other idiots who live here. I walk up the stairs toward her room. Elsa's door is very tall with big snowflake patterns all over it. You'd think she was some sort of ice witch or something. I knock.
"Come in," I hear a cool voice tell me. I open the door to reveal a platinum blonde woman that is leaning back in a chair- gods! I think it has to be twenty-below in here!
"I-is there a reason it's s-so c-cold in here?" She chuckles and waves her hand. The door shuts behind me and I yelp.
"You could say that I have a cool disposition that kind of emanates off of me like an aura."
"It s-seems that's true. Very t-true," I say, feeling like I'm in a giant icebox. It certainly never got this cold in Greece.
"Sorry, I'll tone it down a bit." She closes her eyes and it starts getting warmer. I can't take it anymore. I have to ask.
"Are you a god? Or some magical creature?" Elsa stares at me for a moment then laughs again.
"I'm definitely not a god or magical creature. I believe what you could use to describe me is….. Probably a girl with magical abilities that she was born with."
"Okay, then, 'Probably a Girl with Magical Abilities that She was Born with.' Whatever. I was just curious as to how you closed the door from your chair that's at least four feet away from the entrance." She smiles at me. I really think that she and I could actually be friends. Elsa is a very cool girl and I like her. She seems kind of lonely which reminds me of myself. "If you don't mind-"
"I understand. I'll bet this cold is hard on you since you're from Greece."
"Thank you," I say as I exit the icebox. I decide to explore this crazy labyrinth. So off I go on the insane adventure of meeting every weirdo in this whole house.