I don't own Quantum Leap or the Piano Man. They belong to Donald Bellisario and Billy Joel respectively.
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Sam Beckett's a quantum physicist
Whose dream is to travel through time
And with his six doctorates it's possible
As easy as I make a rhyme
And so Sam went and built up his time machine
Which gave off this funky blue blast
But it went a bit kaka and off he when back
As adrift into time he was cast
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Travel through time, in the Quantum Leap
To any point in your life
'Cause you're bound for a time that's a memory
To help put an end to some strife
Now Al the observer's a friend of his
He's really in rather a rut
He makes Sam rather vexed, always thinks about sex
And thinks that's a kick in the butt
You see Sam's ol' friend Al's just a hologram
Sent back to be to Sam's gain
But since no one but Sam can see him
Our Sam looks a little insane
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now the mission he's on is simple
He's here to enact remedies
And it might be okay, if he knew right away
And his mind wasn't like a swiss cheese
But here Ziggy and Al will rescue him
With records and skills off the cuff
Yes, they're doing their best to help him
But it's still gonna get pretty rough
Travel through time, in the Quantum Leap
To any point in your life
'Cause you're bound for a time that's a memory
To help put an end to some strife
It's a well-rounded crowd Sam's a leapin' in
So no one has call to be vexed
Yeah, you know there's no basis, to call him a racist
Or a discriminator based of one's sex
Yeah he's leaped into soldiers and fighter jocks
And he's leaped into boxers and priests
And he does it the same, searching for his own name
Until off to home Beckett leaps
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Travel through time, in the Quantum Leap
To any point in your life
'Cause you're bound for a time that's a memory
To help put an end to some strife
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Jasper