Kurama and Friends, Uninhibited
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One day, Kurama was walking happily around in a circle when he fell in a hole.
Kurama: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Then he fell down on top of something very squishy.
He poked it and it went Arrrrgh.
Then he got off and discovered it was a person.
Sort of.
Kurama: I'm terribly sorry, dear.... er, sir.
InuYasha (for that is who the squishy thing was): Well, push off, gay dude.
Kurama: I am appalled at that accusation.
Then, a tiny little squirrely thing jumped up and screamed.
Shippo: KURAMA-CHAN!
Kurama: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Shippo: I'm your long-lost brother Shippo! Don't you remember?
Kurama: Ehm..... no.
Shippo: Well.............. we're both fox demons! WE'RE BROTHERS!
Kurama: Oh........ deary me. I feel quite faint.
InuYasha: I am so sorry, gay guy.
Kurama: Me too. AND I'M NOT GAY!
Shippo: Yay! Kurama's home! Now we can engage in brotherly bonding! YIPPEE!
Sango: Oh, you poor, poor victim.
Kurama: B-brotherly... b-bonding? Am I really related to this hyperactive squirrel child? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST END IT ALL!
Then Kurama ran off and attempted to hang himself with his rose whip.
Suddenly, a short person in a nifty black cloak appeared out of the sky and yelled
Hiei: KURAMA NOOOOO!
Kurama: Please tell me you aren't about to profess your love to me.
Hiei: Oh cripe no. I came to say KURAMA YOU ARE NEEDED ON A QUEST OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
Kurama: ...I think I'm going to end it all anyway.
Hiei: Get over here, ya big girly lout.
With that, Hiei hauled Kurama through a hole in the sky back to Yu Yu Hakusho land.
Kurama: So... what's this quest?
Hiei: We must kill Kuwabara.
Kurama: Why?
Hiei: Because he's REALLY ANNOYING!
Kurama: I agree! What a good reason!
So the two rather evil demons ran around town in a circle until they met up with Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey! What up homies gee!
Hiei: Ah.... ehmmm..... okay, Kurama, go ahead.
Kurama: What?
Kuwabara: Huh?
Hiei: *sob* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! KUWABARA I MUST PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Kurama: What the holy hey-hole?
Kuwabara: ME TOO! I'VE BEEN HOLDING MY FEELINGS IN FOR TOO LONG!
Happy love music played as Hiei and Kuwabara ran, in slow motion, into each other's arms.
Kurama: O.O! .....Meep.
Then Yusuke came along.
Yuskuke: What the holy mother of a catfish is going on around here?
Hiei and Kuwabara were twirling around holding hands.
Kurama: Er... I'm not quite sure. Ehm........ YOU'RE not about to profess your love for me, are you?
Yusuke: O.o Uh...... I wasn't planning on it. .......................Why?
Kurama: See, I just have this weird feeling that we're in some deranged teenage girl's story, is all.
Yusuke: I get that feeling a lot.
Suddenly, all four of our heroes fell through a gigantic hole that appeared under them. They arrived back in fuedal Japan.
InuYasha: All right, just what the schwap is going on here?
Hiei and Kuwabara were still in their own special little love bubble.
Kurama: Er... sorry, I suppose.
InuYasha: Hey, it's that gay guy from earlier!
Shippo: BROTHER!!
Kurama: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yusuke: Hey, Kagome! What the carp are you doing here?
Kagome: Aren't you that little middle-school twerp who died last year?
Yusuke: Uh... yeah. I have my own TV show, you know.
Kagome: So do I..... twerp.
Yusuke: You want to go out with me?
Kagome: ...Sure!
InuYasha: HEY!
Kagome: Don't worry, dog-boy, you'll still have Kikyo.
InuYasha: .O Argh.
Then Sesshomaru appeared in a puff of randomness.
Sesshomaru: Boo.
Kagome, Shippo, and Sango: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sesshomaru: Hehehehehe I love doing that.
InuYasha: Go away, elf-breath!
Kurama: Is he your sibling?
Sesshomaru: NO!
InuYasha: Ye- NO!
Kurama: I think I have one, too.
Shippo: BUBBA!
Sesshomaru: I understand. Would you like me to kill him for you?
Shippo: Bubby? *huge eyes*
Kurama: GEHENNA YES!
Sesshomaru: *kills Shippo*
Everyone else: YAY!
Kurama: Well, thank you very much, Sesshomaru. Shall I kill your brother for you?
InuYasha fan girls: NE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sesshomaru: Feel free. It might be a bit difficult.
Kurama: Oh, rubbish. Roooooooooooooooooose whip!
InuYasha: Eep! TETSUSAIGA!
Kurama: *Slices InuYasha and the Testusaiga into fifteen googalon pieces*
Sesshomaru: Yay!
Everyone else: Boo.
Then Botan appeared from a hole in the sky.
Botan: Yusuke! You loser! Keiko has been pining her heart out for your love and you're over here callavanting with unsuitable company!
Yusuke: Oh, I'm dumping Keiko. This is Kagome, and she's in high school.
Botan: You're going out with a high schooler? Well, that's certainly cooler than Keiko.
Sesshomaru: Hey.... Botan! You want to go out with me?
Botan: Ooh, a demon. Sure!
Sesshomaru fan girls: NE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
RANDOMNESS Ichi
Neo: You called?
Everyone else: Huh?
My sister: SESSHOMARU DON'T! I WANT TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Sesshomaru: Um, too bad.
Miroku: I'M SINGLE!
Sango: HEY!
My sister: Yay! MIROKU! I WANT TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Miroku: Okay!
RANDOMNESS
So anyway...
Kaede randomly popped out of a hole in the ground.
Kaede: MIROKU! I... am... your... mother!
Miroku: Nooooooooooo! *slices Kaede with lightsaber*
Sesshomaru: Hey! I want a lightsaber too!
Miroku: It's easy! Just think destructive, evil thoughts! Concentrate!
Sesshomaru: Okay! *concentrates* Hey! Handy! *slices Jaken with lightsaber*
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru! *dies*
Sesshomaru: Yay! But who will babysit my little minion girl? *brings Jaken back to life*
Botan: You're so amazing! *hangs on Sesshomaru's arm*
Kuwabara and Hiei were still spinning around merrily, gazing into each other's eyes.
Kuwabara: I'm so glad you return my feelings, Hiei.
Hiei: We should have admitted our love a long time ago.
Kurama: ...Help! I'm trapped in some sort of neurotic dream!
Kagome: I hear ya, tall, handsome guy.
Kurama: ...Eyh?
Yusuke: Kagome! I thought we were going out!
Kagome: Oh, come on, Yusuke. Even you can't fail to admit that he's extremely gorgeous.
Kurama: *eyes widen* ...Eyh?
Kagome: In fact, I'd say that this fiery kitsune is the most delicious guy I've ever set eyes on.
Kurama: *backing away* ........Eeey!
Yusuke: Now hold on one second!
Kagome: Huh? Oh, it's you. Hey! You're in middle school! That's so uncool! *turns back to Kurama*
Kurama: *runs away*
Kagome: What'd I say?
Kurama: Must... get away... from these freaks...
Then Hiei appeared beside him.
Hiei: Kurama, where're you going?
Kurama: Ahhhhh! Hiei! I thought you and Kuwabara were still dancing around?
Hiei: Oh, yes, we've decided to get married. Isn't that delightful?
Kurama: O.O;;; Ahhh... well... um...
Hiei: Would you be my best man?
Kurama: Um, well.. ah...
Hiei: I think Kuwabara's asking Yusuke to be his best man.
Kurama: *still running* Well... two best men for two grooms... ah ha...
Hiei: ^^
Kurama: AIEE!! *falls through a hole*
Hiei: What'd I do?
Kurama dashed madly across a field in whatever place he had come to. He stopped when he tripped over an elf.
Link: Hey!
Kurama: AHH!
Link: Watch it, girly boy.
Kurama: When will the horror end?
Link: You're wearing pink and you've got a rose...
Randomly, Zelda flew by and stopped.
Zelda: Hey, Link, who's your gorgeous friend?
Link: GORGEOUS?
Kurama: Ipe! *runs off*
Zelda: No, beautiful one, wait!
Link: WTH?
Kurama: When... will the madness... end?
Malon: Hello, and welcome to Lon Lon Ranch... oh my goodness me. You sure are hot.
Kurama: Not another one. *runs*
Malon: *gets on a horse and follows* Wait!
Kurama: Aiee!
Kurama ran and ran, finally cutting a hole in the sky with his rose whip to escape the rapidly nearing Malon.
Malon: Noooo!
Kurama ran through the hole into a brand new place.
There was a tall red-haired man with three young women draping themselves over him.
Kurama: Hey! That guy looks like Kuwabara! But... gasp! He's realistic! I feel so out of place.
Three young women: *drool*
Rand: Huh?
Three young women: *hop off Rand and walk slowly toward Kurama*
Rand: Hey!
Elayne: Wow... he's so beautiful...
Aviendha: Anyone got a wreath?
Min: Meheheheh... *passes out*
Rand: What are they doing? I don't get it.
Kurama: Agh! Not more women enticed with my beauty!
Rand: It's the Forsaken! This one must have used Compulsion to lure my girlfriends aside! But how can I kill her? She's a woman!
Kurama: GAAAAASP! HOW DARE YOU? *sobs* I happen to be an attractive young man, that's all!
Sesshomaru: *randomly appears* So the truth finally comes out, eh?
Kurama: Um... what?
Sesshomaru: That's right! You've been my only competition as most gorgeous demon for as long as I can remember! I knew something had to be wrong... so I checked.
Kurama: Huh?
Sesshomaru: Explain... these! *holds out pictures of female Ranma*
Kurama: What the fricking monkey?
Sesshomaru: Yes! These pictures are proof that you, Mr. I'm-So-Gorgeous, are actually... a woman!
Rand: Well, duuuuh.
Elayne, Aviendha, Min: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kurama: No, I'm not! I'm a guy! I swear!
Min: Then how about some PROOF! *grins maniacally*
Elayne and Aviendha: YES! PROOF!
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs through another hole*
Rand: She traveled! I knew she was a Forsaken!
Sesshomaru: I'll get that sneaking transvestite yet!
Kurama ended up back in feudal Japan.
Kagome: Yay! Hot guy is back!
Yusuke: Hey! You're going out with me!
Sesshomaru: *appears* Aha! You can never escape me, morphodite.
Botan: Sesshomaru, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry, but I've met someone else.
Sesshomaru: Huh? Oh, sure.
Botan: I know how much it hurts inside, Sesshomaru, but I just can't be with you when I know that Miroku loves me enough to ask me to bear his child. I'm so, so sorry. I hope you can understand. I never want to hurt you, Sesshomaru, I just need to do what is right for me, and being with you just isn't what it used to-
Yusuke: Did you memorize that?
Botan: -be. I want you to know that this is not about you. You haven't changed, Sesshomaru. I've changed. It's not something that I can help, or you. I know this will be painful, but... it's over.
Sesshomaru: Yup, she memorized it.
Botan: Huh? Miroku! I can bear your child without remorse now!
Miroku: Aiight! Let's get it on!
Sango: *smack*
Everyone else: O.O
RANDOMNESS Ni: By my sister Jet Dragon
My sister: Miroku! How could you?
Miroku: Don't worry, you can both bear my child!
Botan: WHAT?!?!
My sister: Huh. HEY, SESSHOUMARU'S SINGLE!
Sesshoumaru: I do not consort with humans.
My sister: I'm not human! I'm a fanfic author!
Sesshoumaru: o.o'
My sister: That's settled then! Come on, Sesshoumaru-sama! Where's little Rin? I'll take care of her for you! Jaken! Hop to it!
Sesshoumaru was dragged off, looking scared.
Sesshoumaru: I'll get you, transvestite! Just as soon as I dispose of this mortal!
Randomness
TO BE CONTINUED............
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One day, Kurama was walking happily around in a circle when he fell in a hole.
Kurama: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Then he fell down on top of something very squishy.
He poked it and it went Arrrrgh.
Then he got off and discovered it was a person.
Sort of.
Kurama: I'm terribly sorry, dear.... er, sir.
InuYasha (for that is who the squishy thing was): Well, push off, gay dude.
Kurama: I am appalled at that accusation.
Then, a tiny little squirrely thing jumped up and screamed.
Shippo: KURAMA-CHAN!
Kurama: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Shippo: I'm your long-lost brother Shippo! Don't you remember?
Kurama: Ehm..... no.
Shippo: Well.............. we're both fox demons! WE'RE BROTHERS!
Kurama: Oh........ deary me. I feel quite faint.
InuYasha: I am so sorry, gay guy.
Kurama: Me too. AND I'M NOT GAY!
Shippo: Yay! Kurama's home! Now we can engage in brotherly bonding! YIPPEE!
Sango: Oh, you poor, poor victim.
Kurama: B-brotherly... b-bonding? Am I really related to this hyperactive squirrel child? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST END IT ALL!
Then Kurama ran off and attempted to hang himself with his rose whip.
Suddenly, a short person in a nifty black cloak appeared out of the sky and yelled
Hiei: KURAMA NOOOOO!
Kurama: Please tell me you aren't about to profess your love to me.
Hiei: Oh cripe no. I came to say KURAMA YOU ARE NEEDED ON A QUEST OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
Kurama: ...I think I'm going to end it all anyway.
Hiei: Get over here, ya big girly lout.
With that, Hiei hauled Kurama through a hole in the sky back to Yu Yu Hakusho land.
Kurama: So... what's this quest?
Hiei: We must kill Kuwabara.
Kurama: Why?
Hiei: Because he's REALLY ANNOYING!
Kurama: I agree! What a good reason!
So the two rather evil demons ran around town in a circle until they met up with Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey! What up homies gee!
Hiei: Ah.... ehmmm..... okay, Kurama, go ahead.
Kurama: What?
Kuwabara: Huh?
Hiei: *sob* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! KUWABARA I MUST PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Kurama: What the holy hey-hole?
Kuwabara: ME TOO! I'VE BEEN HOLDING MY FEELINGS IN FOR TOO LONG!
Happy love music played as Hiei and Kuwabara ran, in slow motion, into each other's arms.
Kurama: O.O! .....Meep.
Then Yusuke came along.
Yuskuke: What the holy mother of a catfish is going on around here?
Hiei and Kuwabara were twirling around holding hands.
Kurama: Er... I'm not quite sure. Ehm........ YOU'RE not about to profess your love for me, are you?
Yusuke: O.o Uh...... I wasn't planning on it. .......................Why?
Kurama: See, I just have this weird feeling that we're in some deranged teenage girl's story, is all.
Yusuke: I get that feeling a lot.
Suddenly, all four of our heroes fell through a gigantic hole that appeared under them. They arrived back in fuedal Japan.
InuYasha: All right, just what the schwap is going on here?
Hiei and Kuwabara were still in their own special little love bubble.
Kurama: Er... sorry, I suppose.
InuYasha: Hey, it's that gay guy from earlier!
Shippo: BROTHER!!
Kurama: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yusuke: Hey, Kagome! What the carp are you doing here?
Kagome: Aren't you that little middle-school twerp who died last year?
Yusuke: Uh... yeah. I have my own TV show, you know.
Kagome: So do I..... twerp.
Yusuke: You want to go out with me?
Kagome: ...Sure!
InuYasha: HEY!
Kagome: Don't worry, dog-boy, you'll still have Kikyo.
InuYasha: .O Argh.
Then Sesshomaru appeared in a puff of randomness.
Sesshomaru: Boo.
Kagome, Shippo, and Sango: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sesshomaru: Hehehehehe I love doing that.
InuYasha: Go away, elf-breath!
Kurama: Is he your sibling?
Sesshomaru: NO!
InuYasha: Ye- NO!
Kurama: I think I have one, too.
Shippo: BUBBA!
Sesshomaru: I understand. Would you like me to kill him for you?
Shippo: Bubby? *huge eyes*
Kurama: GEHENNA YES!
Sesshomaru: *kills Shippo*
Everyone else: YAY!
Kurama: Well, thank you very much, Sesshomaru. Shall I kill your brother for you?
InuYasha fan girls: NE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sesshomaru: Feel free. It might be a bit difficult.
Kurama: Oh, rubbish. Roooooooooooooooooose whip!
InuYasha: Eep! TETSUSAIGA!
Kurama: *Slices InuYasha and the Testusaiga into fifteen googalon pieces*
Sesshomaru: Yay!
Everyone else: Boo.
Then Botan appeared from a hole in the sky.
Botan: Yusuke! You loser! Keiko has been pining her heart out for your love and you're over here callavanting with unsuitable company!
Yusuke: Oh, I'm dumping Keiko. This is Kagome, and she's in high school.
Botan: You're going out with a high schooler? Well, that's certainly cooler than Keiko.
Sesshomaru: Hey.... Botan! You want to go out with me?
Botan: Ooh, a demon. Sure!
Sesshomaru fan girls: NE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
RANDOMNESS Ichi
Neo: You called?
Everyone else: Huh?
My sister: SESSHOMARU DON'T! I WANT TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Sesshomaru: Um, too bad.
Miroku: I'M SINGLE!
Sango: HEY!
My sister: Yay! MIROKU! I WANT TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO YOU!
Miroku: Okay!
RANDOMNESS
So anyway...
Kaede randomly popped out of a hole in the ground.
Kaede: MIROKU! I... am... your... mother!
Miroku: Nooooooooooo! *slices Kaede with lightsaber*
Sesshomaru: Hey! I want a lightsaber too!
Miroku: It's easy! Just think destructive, evil thoughts! Concentrate!
Sesshomaru: Okay! *concentrates* Hey! Handy! *slices Jaken with lightsaber*
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru! *dies*
Sesshomaru: Yay! But who will babysit my little minion girl? *brings Jaken back to life*
Botan: You're so amazing! *hangs on Sesshomaru's arm*
Kuwabara and Hiei were still spinning around merrily, gazing into each other's eyes.
Kuwabara: I'm so glad you return my feelings, Hiei.
Hiei: We should have admitted our love a long time ago.
Kurama: ...Help! I'm trapped in some sort of neurotic dream!
Kagome: I hear ya, tall, handsome guy.
Kurama: ...Eyh?
Yusuke: Kagome! I thought we were going out!
Kagome: Oh, come on, Yusuke. Even you can't fail to admit that he's extremely gorgeous.
Kurama: *eyes widen* ...Eyh?
Kagome: In fact, I'd say that this fiery kitsune is the most delicious guy I've ever set eyes on.
Kurama: *backing away* ........Eeey!
Yusuke: Now hold on one second!
Kagome: Huh? Oh, it's you. Hey! You're in middle school! That's so uncool! *turns back to Kurama*
Kurama: *runs away*
Kagome: What'd I say?
Kurama: Must... get away... from these freaks...
Then Hiei appeared beside him.
Hiei: Kurama, where're you going?
Kurama: Ahhhhh! Hiei! I thought you and Kuwabara were still dancing around?
Hiei: Oh, yes, we've decided to get married. Isn't that delightful?
Kurama: O.O;;; Ahhh... well... um...
Hiei: Would you be my best man?
Kurama: Um, well.. ah...
Hiei: I think Kuwabara's asking Yusuke to be his best man.
Kurama: *still running* Well... two best men for two grooms... ah ha...
Hiei: ^^
Kurama: AIEE!! *falls through a hole*
Hiei: What'd I do?
Kurama dashed madly across a field in whatever place he had come to. He stopped when he tripped over an elf.
Link: Hey!
Kurama: AHH!
Link: Watch it, girly boy.
Kurama: When will the horror end?
Link: You're wearing pink and you've got a rose...
Randomly, Zelda flew by and stopped.
Zelda: Hey, Link, who's your gorgeous friend?
Link: GORGEOUS?
Kurama: Ipe! *runs off*
Zelda: No, beautiful one, wait!
Link: WTH?
Kurama: When... will the madness... end?
Malon: Hello, and welcome to Lon Lon Ranch... oh my goodness me. You sure are hot.
Kurama: Not another one. *runs*
Malon: *gets on a horse and follows* Wait!
Kurama: Aiee!
Kurama ran and ran, finally cutting a hole in the sky with his rose whip to escape the rapidly nearing Malon.
Malon: Noooo!
Kurama ran through the hole into a brand new place.
There was a tall red-haired man with three young women draping themselves over him.
Kurama: Hey! That guy looks like Kuwabara! But... gasp! He's realistic! I feel so out of place.
Three young women: *drool*
Rand: Huh?
Three young women: *hop off Rand and walk slowly toward Kurama*
Rand: Hey!
Elayne: Wow... he's so beautiful...
Aviendha: Anyone got a wreath?
Min: Meheheheh... *passes out*
Rand: What are they doing? I don't get it.
Kurama: Agh! Not more women enticed with my beauty!
Rand: It's the Forsaken! This one must have used Compulsion to lure my girlfriends aside! But how can I kill her? She's a woman!
Kurama: GAAAAASP! HOW DARE YOU? *sobs* I happen to be an attractive young man, that's all!
Sesshomaru: *randomly appears* So the truth finally comes out, eh?
Kurama: Um... what?
Sesshomaru: That's right! You've been my only competition as most gorgeous demon for as long as I can remember! I knew something had to be wrong... so I checked.
Kurama: Huh?
Sesshomaru: Explain... these! *holds out pictures of female Ranma*
Kurama: What the fricking monkey?
Sesshomaru: Yes! These pictures are proof that you, Mr. I'm-So-Gorgeous, are actually... a woman!
Rand: Well, duuuuh.
Elayne, Aviendha, Min: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kurama: No, I'm not! I'm a guy! I swear!
Min: Then how about some PROOF! *grins maniacally*
Elayne and Aviendha: YES! PROOF!
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs through another hole*
Rand: She traveled! I knew she was a Forsaken!
Sesshomaru: I'll get that sneaking transvestite yet!
Kurama ended up back in feudal Japan.
Kagome: Yay! Hot guy is back!
Yusuke: Hey! You're going out with me!
Sesshomaru: *appears* Aha! You can never escape me, morphodite.
Botan: Sesshomaru, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry, but I've met someone else.
Sesshomaru: Huh? Oh, sure.
Botan: I know how much it hurts inside, Sesshomaru, but I just can't be with you when I know that Miroku loves me enough to ask me to bear his child. I'm so, so sorry. I hope you can understand. I never want to hurt you, Sesshomaru, I just need to do what is right for me, and being with you just isn't what it used to-
Yusuke: Did you memorize that?
Botan: -be. I want you to know that this is not about you. You haven't changed, Sesshomaru. I've changed. It's not something that I can help, or you. I know this will be painful, but... it's over.
Sesshomaru: Yup, she memorized it.
Botan: Huh? Miroku! I can bear your child without remorse now!
Miroku: Aiight! Let's get it on!
Sango: *smack*
Everyone else: O.O
RANDOMNESS Ni: By my sister Jet Dragon
My sister: Miroku! How could you?
Miroku: Don't worry, you can both bear my child!
Botan: WHAT?!?!
My sister: Huh. HEY, SESSHOUMARU'S SINGLE!
Sesshoumaru: I do not consort with humans.
My sister: I'm not human! I'm a fanfic author!
Sesshoumaru: o.o'
My sister: That's settled then! Come on, Sesshoumaru-sama! Where's little Rin? I'll take care of her for you! Jaken! Hop to it!
Sesshoumaru was dragged off, looking scared.
Sesshoumaru: I'll get you, transvestite! Just as soon as I dispose of this mortal!
Randomness
TO BE CONTINUED............