So I am very bored right now and have decided to give Morganville a new fizzy juice, Irn Bru. It is a very Scottish drink; it's fizzy, orange and full of e-numbers.
Myrnin POV
I prodded the plastic bottle full of orange liquid. It looked pretty harmless, so I opened it and took a sip. It was oddly spicy but very nice so I drank it all.
A few minutes later
I couldn't help but tap my foot constantly, it felt funny not to. Claire finally showed up for work, a whole minute late.
"Claire, where have you been?" I asked her, all the while bouncing up and down.
"I just got here from college" She looked at me. "What did you take?"
"Nothing, nothing at all" I walked over to Bob. "SPIDER!" I shouted, making Claire jump. I ran across to the other side of the room pointing out random objects that came across my vision, all the while Claire looked at me funny.
"What, is there something on my shirt?" I asked her before being distracted by something shiny. "Spoon" I whispered to myself.
"That's it, I'm calling Amelie" Claire said before taking out her phone and dialled Amelie's number. She picked up on the second ring.
"Myrnin is acting strange" I crouched in front of her.
"Feet" I pointed to her ridiculously small feet and started to laugh.
"I think he may have taken something" She nodded, listening to Amelie.
"I don't actually know" I put my finger on her ankle and she glared down at me.
"Okay, see you in a bit" She signed off and hung up.
Amelie came through the portal, took one look at me and sighed. She looked around the lab until she came to the discarded bottle.
"What's this?" She asked me.
"It's a bottle, you silly woman"
"I can see that, but what was in it?"
"Bottles commonly hold liquid" I said whilst bouncing over to the sofa.
"What liquid?"
"A fizzy juice" Amelie got cross. She glared at me.
"I know that, but what juice?"
"Irn Bru" I whispered, smiling. I looked up to the high ceiling and pointed to a crack.
"Look, it's a crack" I helpfully pointed out. I suddenly burst out laughing. I rolled on to the floor. The vibrations on the floor tickled my body so I laughed even more.
"What's Irn Bru?" Claire asked. Amelie shrugged.
"It's Scottish" I was being very helpful.
After half an hour of bouncing around I got extremely bored. I walked around the lab looking at everything.
"I want to redecorate" I told Claire. She shook her head.
"Not until you have whatever you took out of your system" I pouted
"Fine" I lay on the sofa for about two seconds before getting up and walking over to Claire. By this point Amelie had left Claire to look after me, like I needed to be looked after. I picked her up, her squealing, and I walked over to the portal. I opened up the portal to Glass House and threw her through. I stuck my tongue out at her and closed the portal before she could get back through. Then I stated to redecorate.
The next day
"Claire, what happened here?" I asked her when she came in.
"You redecorated, obviously"
"But when?"
"Yesterday"
"Why?" She was getting agitated by all my questions.
"You wanted to"
"But I liked my lab the way it was"
"So did I" Claire agreed with me, for once.
"How did I manage to stick the sofa to the wall?" I wanted to know, there was no adhesive I could see.
"God only knows Myrnin" Claire said walking up to it. As soon as she walked beneath the sofa, it fell off the wall. She only just managed to sidestep out of the way in time. I laughed. She glared at me. I proceeded to laugh harder.