Heyy People. :-) TheSmileyGuest here! At the moment, I have been reading LOTS of Gravity Falls stories, and watching LOTS of Gravity Falls videos, so I thought why not write a Gravity Falls fanfiction? So that is why I am here, and why you are reading this long intro that you don't need to read :-) Anyway, to the story! :-) Also, a BIG shout out to HuskieDawg, as she inspired me to actually write something! Also, go read her fanfictions after this! If you loved this, you'll absolutely love her's! They're really amazing!
Bill: Yeah, REAL amazing.
Me: Oh shut it, you big dorito. HuskieDawg's Fanfictions are amazing! She doesn't even hurt you in them!
Bill: Yeah, right. HuskieDawg hurts me at least-
Me: Wellll, that's all the time we have left for today! Join us next time, when I shut Bill up for nearly spilling the beans! Bye!
If you want a story of pain. And hurt. Also, of laughter, and joy. A story that can make you weep of joy and laugh at pain... well go to the next dream booth, cuz I'm not telling you that type of sob story. No, this is a comedy, if you laugh at your friends misfortune, or at their really corny jokes. Or just plain at them, for the sake of it. Also, a type of, even though I hate to admit it, friendship story... Though I don't see why I have to say this stuff.
"STICK TO THE SCRIPT!"
OK, OK, fine! Anyway, if you want to see this type of story, all you have to do, is answer one question: Do you want to make a deal?
Me: And, we're back!
Bill: (Moan)
Me: What, cat got your tongue Bill?
Bill: More like a pesky mortal.
Me: I feel ya. Well, not a mortal, more of a pesky demon.
Bill: Hardy Har Har Har.
Me: Anyway, I'm so sorry that this is so short! I honestly couldn't think about anything with Illbay around! (Go search that up under a Pig Latin translator)
Bill: (After searching Illbay up on the internet) Hey!
Me: Well, that's all for now! If you want to see more, answer the question: Do you want to make a deal? What kind of deal? And even if you don't, there will be more! So don't worry! (But please do, otherwise I will have to do something to Bill. And then I will have to face the consequences... ouch.) Also, please go check out HuskieDawg's fanfictions! The first one is called 'Strange Times in Gravity Falls' and the sequel is called 'Being Human', and they're mainly about... well, you will have to wait and see!
Bill: Yeah, and while you're doing that, here's a little thing for you to think about: Zkdw gr brx wklqn pb uhdo qdph lv? Lw fhuwdlqob lvq'w Eloo!
Me: ...I have no idea what he just said, so I will go look that up under a Cesar translator later. Anyway, thanks for reading! Another note, chapters will normally be WAY longer than the author's note, this one is just to get people's attention :-)
Another note: If you do like this snippet, and want to continue reading this, I STRONGLY suggest you go read HuskieDawgs fanfictions, because (not only are they awesome) but because they will be used later on! Also, thank you for reading!