I walked into the empty school activities office. The school website needed people to write articles about sports, fashion, entertainment, currant events, and more. But one position caught my eye. The school needed an anonymous person to answer the questions that alumni submitted to the advice column.
Would I ever sign up for such a nerdy thing like the school website? Heck yeah! They were probably expecting a girl… but I had immediately seen the wide array of hilarious possibilities the accompanied this opportunity. (Did that sound smart or what?)
Making sure nobody was looking, I wrote my school user name on a sign-up fourm. The best part? They wanted the person to be anonymous so that nobody would know who was the advice giver! Not even his best friend Izek would know... and we tell each other everything! (Besides that whole clue hunt thing and all... but that is too serious to count!)
While filling out the form, I came to the blank labeled "Author's Pen Name." What would my pen name be? Anna Sasin! The name had "an assassin" in it and most people wouldn't even realize! I dropped the form into the Newsletter Committee's mailbox and did a dance all the way to math class. It was a mix between the macarana, the potty prance, and the dougy by the way.
A week later, I received an email that said that I had been given the role. Yay! I logged on to the Lincoln School Newsletter to see if there were any questions that people wanted answered. This was gonna be good!
Who doesn't want advice from Dan pretending to be a girl? It was short, but it was just an introduction. To get this started, you must review your questions! Need help or advice! Ask Anne! This will be fun!
Where Adventures Begin...
Alex Almighty