The Rise: Sarah Palin x Mortal Kombat

by BestWriterOfThings

For years, the different realms have been at war for control. But what they have failed to realize is that with one kombatant, it could all fall down. And this is how it did. Rated M: contains fatalities and pregnancy.

WARNING: In no way is this meant to be serious. I just wanted to exercise my writing ability to create a bad crossover fanfic. You have been warned.

In the realm of Earthrealm, a new kombatant has approached to become President of all the realms. A kombatant strong enough to make even the mightiest of beasts tremble in fear. Ruthless, unforgiving, cold-blooded. Her name was Sarah Palin, and she was here to take over. Within 10 minutes she caused pandemonium amongst all of the realms, fatality-ing every kombatant in her path. Such legendary kombatants like the likes of Scorpion, Liu Kang and Johnny Cage, all have fallen and perished under the might of Palin. With the fate of all the realms at stake, it came down to Shao Khan and Shinnok to stop her. The two fused into the the ultimate being of infinite power, Shinnokhan, but was still no match for her ultimate power over everything. With near nobody left to stop her, she claimed her place as President and enlisted the likes of Kratos, Predator, Freddy and Jason to do her dirty work in exhange for very fun times (wink wink). Then Sarah made out with Kratos and got super pregnant and had 21 ashy little babies.

The End.