March 31th 2016
The ruins of the leaning tower, pisa
11:30 A.M. eastern standard time
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski do we have confirmation on the daleks position," I shouted. "Um…" Kowalski said holding up his binculors, "50 meters!" Private flipped the binculors over, "Oh," Kowalski said, "Make that 10 meters." I took the binculors from Kowalski and saw the daleks moving around by the ruins of the Leaning tower. One of the daleks looked our way and started to head in our direction. "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" a whole bunch of daleks followed suit. "We should Probably…get out of here!" Kowalski shouted. I dropped the binoculars and we hightailed it in the other direction. After a while of running we noticed that the daleks weren't actually chasing us. Kowalski pulled out a telescope, "hmm," Kowalski said, "it seems the daleks have abandoned the pursuit and are digging a massive crater into the earth.
"why would they do that?" I said. "I'm afraid you have bigger problems," a cocky voice replied. "Who there?" I said. "Your demise," the voice replied. "Show yourselves I will not battle a disembodied voice!" I shouted. Lord Shen emerged from the shadows, "Greetings! Your deaths have arrived." "What are you doing here?" I shouted. Kowalski, Private, and Rico got into battle stance. Shen lifted his lance so we could all see it's deadly edge, "What else I'm here to kill you!" Shen said, "No time for pleasantries! Let's fight!" "The four of use against you," I said, "I don't see how that's fair?" Shen let out a peacock cry and we were quickly surrounded by his army, "No it ism't," Shen replied with a deranged grin. In the distance the Daleks had stopped digging and was now forcing humans to operate a massive unstable drill that was positioned in the crater.
We didn't have time to be concerned about that. "All the battles have lead to this shining moment," Lord Shen replied, "You put up a great fight…but now your story ends." The wolves drew their swords and got uncomfortablely close. "I got some bad new for you shen," I said, "because you just messed with the wrong birds…again." "Well aren't you fluffy and harmless," one of the wolves said. "Your face my fist," another wolf said. A wolf with an eyepatch appeared with a massive hammer. "Ah, Boss Wolf," Lord Shen replied, "it seems your loyality is finally back in the right place." "the year of the peacock begins," the wolf said. "Ah," Lord Shen said turning his attention back to us, "too bad their going to miss the new year's celebration." Rico hacked up a smoke bomb and we made our escape. Except we almost walked right into the pit that the daleks were digging. "Whoa…" I said, "those daleks work fast don't they?" "People work faster when their threatened with death," Kowalski replied, "it's an unfortunate scientific fact."
And then a Dalek patrol appeared and spotted us at the edge of the pit that was deepening by the minute. "Halt! Do not move!" the dalek replied. We turned around and saw the other dalek patrol. "Halt! Do not move! You will be exterminated!" "Resistance is futile! You will be exterminated!" "You will feel a slight tingley sensation followed by the excruciating sensation of extermination!" "There is only one way out," Kowalski said staring at the pit. "Into the hole their digging to the…where are you digging?" I said. "Daleks do not answer questions!" "Okay then," I said, "Now!" We all jumped into the pit but was caught by a dalek tractor beam. The dalek ship moved until we were at the other side of the pit and painfully deposited us in front of a black-domed gray dalek. "What is the meaning of this," the dalek demanded. "ah so you're the supreme in charge around here." "Answer! Answer!"
"Yeah you have a slight deranged peacock problem," I said. "Do not engage in irrelevant conversation! Answer!" "You don't answer questions yet you ask them…how does that make sense," I said. "You will not interfere with the removal of the earth core!" "Well since the earth core is what keeps our feet firmly planted on the ground," Kowalski said, "Oh yeah! We're going to interfere!" "You are not removing the Earth's core," I said. "Core removal engaged!" "New planetary drive device ready to be placed!" "Planetary drive? WHAT!" Kowalski said, "You want to fly the earth around the universe!" "Once the Planetary drive engine is in place massive weapons arrays will be placed on every inch of the planets surface! The planet will become the most powerful ship in the dalek fleet!" A big black shadow appeared over us. "What is that," I said. Kowalski stared in shock at the iron sphere that was slowly ascending from the deep dark pit. "That's would be the Earth's core," Kowalski said. "Core extraction complete! We will be victorious!" and then suddenly everything metal flew towards the earth's inner core including the daleks. Rico as he had a bunch of metal objects in his stomach flew towards the core as well. Rico hacked up everything in his stomach and all the metallic object flew towards the sphere. Looking up into the sky the moon was frightenly close up and a asteroid could be seen in the sky where the moon used to be.
"The Earth's magnetic field is started to go haywire!" Kowalski shouted, "if the moon doesn't slam into the earth that asteroid will!" I rushed towards the control but the control panel was ripped off and clung to the earth's core. The Dalek ship's drive engines keep them from flying toward the core. "We need to put that core back!" Kowalski pulled out a compass and said, "we would need to position a gaint manget directly above the earth's core to hopefully repulse it back to it's rightful position." "Or we could flip this switch," Private said flipping a switch. All the metal objects including the daleks that were attracted to the core flew off and the core returned to it's rightful place. The asteroid was flung around the planet and thrown into the sun while the moon started to slowly move back to it's proper orbit.
"that's good Kowalski," I said, "but now we have a gaint hole to the center of the earth!" The Dalek started to go up the ramp to where we were standing. "Exterminate them! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" "Kowalski give me options," I said. "Um, strategic retreat," Kowalski said. "Engage!" I shouted. Rico hacked up a smoke bomb and we made our escape. Before long we were being chased thru Shen's camp by a bunch of wolves. "Get back here so I can crush you!" a gorilla shouted. "Dinner time!" the boss wolf replied, "we're having penguin tonight!" The wolves howled and growled as they got closer and closer. "This way!" Kowalski shouted turning a corner. We followed him and managed to lose our pursuers. Kowalski eyes widened in shock and we all slid to a stop. We were confronted with a line of cannons. "Going somewhere?" Shen asked leaning against one of the cannons. We turned around and found another line of cannons. I raised my flippers in surrender. "Good now you know your place," Shen replied, "Fire the can…" a loud sound interrupted Shen, "Now what?" The Superplane appeared above us and fired off some missiles causing shen's forces to shatter.
"This is not the last you see of me!" Shen said, "I well return little penguins!" A monkey chain descended as the last of shen's forces fled back to their time. Kowalski found a newspaper, "looks like the daleks are in paris." Kowalski showed me the headline, "Daleks spotted amid ruins of the effiel tower." My eye wondered to the other headlines, "painting of peacock found in Versailles", "Cannons found in new york revealed to be fake", "Effiel tower rebuilding project canceled due to budget problems". I looked up at the plane, "okay next stop paris!" I shouted. We climbed up into the aircraft and I walked up to the pilot, "Initiate warp drive!" The super-plane rocketed away from Pisa the cold emotionless eyestalks of the daleks glared at where the plane used to be.
(end of chapter one)