Our four main characters are on their way home form the mall.
Kenny was looking at some dirty magazine he bought, Stan was on the phone with Wendy and Kyle and Cartman where just quiet, neither having anything they wanted to say to each other.
"Hum?" Kyle squinted looking at the group of teenage kids they were passing.
They where all gathered around something or some one - yelling and beating it. He groaned , knowing he'd get flack for this but headed twords them. Probably another stray cat or something.
"Hey what are you doing?" He yelled. Stan and the others looked up following their friend.
"What the hell ? Is that a .. that's a fuckin' genie! No way." Literally there in the middle of the group was a blue genie , beaten but looking straight out of Aladdin of something.
"Yea but he aint grantin' no wishes!" One of the boys glared , making a fist.
"I told you I can't !" The genie flinched away.
"Alright guys stop it!" Stan snapped, slipping his phone in his pocket. "If he says he can't grant wishes beating him sure wont help!"
"Yea." Cartman scoffed. "Y'all should all be glad he can't or he probably woulda ghosted all your asses."
Kyle offers a hand to the blue man who takes it .
"He's ours!" Someone in the group challenges and Kenny and Cartman step forward almost as if on cue.
"Go ahead. Make something of it - Ah dare you!" Cartman growls.
The teens flip them the bird but none of them want to fight the full grown Southparkians. The Genie half cowers, half hides behind the four of them until the teens are gone.
"Th-thanks." He stammers.
"What ever man." Stan shrugs
"Yea it's no problem." Kyle smiles at him.
"So why the hell can't you grant wishes?" Cartman asks.
"The council doesn't allow it. I can only grant one wish every six months until I prove my self. I'm new, sorta."
"MMhumm. Well we gotta go dude." Stan said. "You gonna be ok?"
He nods. "Yes and as a thank you I will grant you each three wishes .. I'll be back in two months to get the first one." And with that he snapped his fingers and dispersed.
"If he could do that why the hell didn't he do that in the first place?!" Kenny wondered.
"Who knows man." They keep walking , chalking it up to one more odd thing happening in south park.
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It was two months later and they had all but forgotten about the strange occurrence.
They where all in Kenny room, talking about the newest game when poof there he was in the middle of all of them.
"Hello." He greeted them.
"Hello."
"yo."
"hi."
"hello."
"I am here to grant the first wish. Eeny - meeny -miny - moe..." The boys watched him go through the whole rhyme before his finger came to rest pointing at Cartman.
"Oh god no." Kyle couldn't help but moan, stomach flip flopping.
"Any thing Ah want huh?" Cartman grinned. "Money. Fame. Hummmm.. And Ah have two wishes left after this hummm." He rubbed his large chin.
Stan opened his mouth to make a threat but Kyle shook his head- he didn't want to give him any ideas. All eyes in the room where on him. What would he say.
"Alright Robin Williams- Ah wish Kyle was pregnant with quadruplets that look just like us."
The genie nodded and snapped his fingers, a flash of light appearing before once again he was gone.
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Authors note: Hello~ I'll continue if anyone's interested , if not just consider this silly little non sense