Listen one listen all here's my song
You think les mis is boring? Guess what you're wrong
Alright Now here goes my attempt to explain
Our story starts out with a man in a chain
His sisters kid was as hungry as could be
So Valjean took action and decided bread was free
Now look where he is, locked behind these walls
There's no way to leave and there's no bail calls
But look whose coming, it's the guy called Javert
Valjean's pretty tired but this dude doesn't care
Today's the day Valjean can leave at last
He gets out of there and he gets out fast
He gets some papers that say that he's bad
But he tears them up because he's really super mad
Now lets fast forward and he's doing a new thing
He has lots of money and he eats like a king
He's become a better person, become an honest man
He helps people out as much as he can
He finds a girl that's called Fantine
He helps her out and he gets her clean
She's already dying but her daughters as far as can be
Valjean says I promise Cosette will be happy with me
Valjean keeps his promise, he keeps his vow
And he's Become Cosettes adoptive father now
They get along great, they have tons of fun
But let's not forget Valjean is still on the run
Now lets pass through time and fast forward again
Javert has still not forgotten Jean Valjean's sin
He's hunted him down, year after year,
And now he knows 24601 is near
Cosettes out walking when she sees a guy that's hot
The guy looks at her and he likes her a lot
Marius says Eponine go find that girl
Eponine feels like she wants to hurl
She likes Marius, but now it's too late
Now she gets to go find him a date
When Marius and Cosette finally meet
He turns on the charm and sweeps her off her feet
But now there's going to be a big fight
It's a revolution and both sides think they're right
People start to shoot, Eponine gets killed
Marius is crying but their enimies are thrilled
Valjean decides to take a walk over there
But what he didn't expect was his old enemy Javert.
Javert was being sneaky, he thought that he'd fooled them
But Gavroche saw he was a spy and they captured him
But when Valjean gets the chance to Slice him with a sword,
He remembers the bible and remembers The Lord
He says it's cool you're free to go
Javert's like I won't stop chasing you you know
Valjean doesn't even seem to care
He just goes back inside and says a prayer.
After all the fighting was over and through
All the good guys died except for a few.
The poor guy Javert was as confused as can be
He jumped off a bridge because Valjean set him free
Marius and Cosette were happily wed
But soon after that, Jean Valjean was dead.
That's the whole story and here's our conclusion.
Long live Les mis and long live the revolution