This is the rewrite of "A Normal Day? Nah"

DISCLAIMER! I do not own -man!


It was a normal day like any other. Or at least, that's how it started out. I was laying on my bed reading a college history book like any other day, when suddenly I heard a big crash from my kitchen. I bolted up, book forgotten, and ran to the kitchen, worried my cat might've turned human in front of the window again... don't ask, he was always... special. But surprisingly, no, that was not the case.

Instead what I saw nearly gave me a heart attack, Kanda Yuu chasing after my cat with Mugen in his hand.


"So. Mind telling me why a fictional character is in my house?" I asked with my left eye twitching. "Fictional?" Kanda asked. "Yes, I'm not stupid enough to believe that A) this is real. Or B) you're a cosplayer." I sighed. "cos-what?" Kanda asked, yet again clueless. "Hey Yuu! Come see this!" I recognized the voice upstairs immediately as my heart stopped. Lavi. 'Wait...WHY THE HELL IS LAVI IN MY ROOM!? HE BETTER BE BEHAVING HIMSELF!' I thought, embarrassed.

I then realized that Kanda had gone up to my room. I quickly ran upstairs to see them looking at my sketchbook. "Get THE HELL away from that!" I yelled as I drop kicked Lavi, who was holding my sketchbook, and reclaimed it. "Were you the one who drew those?" Lavi asked nicely. "May~be." I said in a manner that said, 'my lips are sealed dude', and everyone sweat dropped.

"Come on! They were awesome! Please tell us who drew them!" Lavi asked enthusiastically. "Tell us who drew them... or else." Kanda asked with murderous intent seeping off his body. 'Hmm, so even Kanda's interested. I'm a better artist than I thought.' "Ah, Yuu-chan. You're just upset that you weren't in any sexy positions with Usagi-chan in there." I said as I smiled innocently and Kanda and Lavi blushed.

"I'm going to KILL you both!" Kanda yelled at Lavi and me. And so, we all ran around the house for the rest of the day.


The next morning, I woke up to find them gone. I was left feeling rather... lonely. I was so spaced out that day that I didn't even realize the car speeding towards me on my way to class...


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