Disclaimer: I don't own anything ::sob sob::
The Dixie Chicks own Goodbye Earl, and JK Rowling owns all of the characters.
That's okay though!
Okay, I wrote this at 6:00 in the morning in my notebook after drinking way too much coffe fo 13-year-old like me but I decided to write it on here,so, here goes! The Premire of
Goodbye Draco!
PS. It's best to put on Goodbye Earl while reading this. :-)
Goodbye Draco!
Hermione and Ginny were the best of friends,
All through their Hogwarts Days.
Both members of the Young Witch Club,
Both active in the HWC.
A/N: HWC = Hogwarts Witches Club (Made Up by Me!)
After graduation Hermione went out,
Looking for a smart new boy.
Ginny looked all around this town,
And all she found was Malfoy.
Well, it wasn't two weeks after she got married,
That Ginny started getting abused.
She put on dark glasses, long sleeved robes,
And she always had her wand in her purse.
Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce,
She let the law take if from there,
But Draco walked right through that restraining order
And put her in White Magic Care.
Right away Hermione flew in from London
On a high-speed broomstick flight.
She held Ginny's hand and they worked out a plan,
And it didn't take them long to decide….
That Draco had to die.
Na na na na na na na.
Goodbye Draco!
Just plain butterbeer!
It tasted alright to me, Draco!
Ya feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down to sleep Draco!
Ain't it like mold,
Wrapped up in a lethifold, Draco?
Dementors came by to bring Draco in,
They searched the house high and low,
Fudge tipped his hat and said,
"Thank you ladies if you hear from him, let us know."
Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall.
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all!
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand,
Out by Office 109.
A/N: That's supposed to be a ministry of magic office.
The sold butterbeer without any fear,
And they don't loose any strength at night,
Cause Draco had to die!
Na na na na na na na
We need a break!
Let's go to Hogwarts Lake, Draco!
We'll pack a lunch!
And stuff you in the trunk, Draco!
Is that alright?
Good! Let's go for a ride, Draco!
Na na na na na na na.
The Dixie Chicks own Goodbye Earl, and JK Rowling owns all of the characters.
That's okay though!
Okay, I wrote this at 6:00 in the morning in my notebook after drinking way too much coffe fo 13-year-old like me but I decided to write it on here,so, here goes! The Premire of
Goodbye Draco!
PS. It's best to put on Goodbye Earl while reading this. :-)
Goodbye Draco!
Hermione and Ginny were the best of friends,
All through their Hogwarts Days.
Both members of the Young Witch Club,
Both active in the HWC.
A/N: HWC = Hogwarts Witches Club (Made Up by Me!)
After graduation Hermione went out,
Looking for a smart new boy.
Ginny looked all around this town,
And all she found was Malfoy.
Well, it wasn't two weeks after she got married,
That Ginny started getting abused.
She put on dark glasses, long sleeved robes,
And she always had her wand in her purse.
Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce,
She let the law take if from there,
But Draco walked right through that restraining order
And put her in White Magic Care.
Right away Hermione flew in from London
On a high-speed broomstick flight.
She held Ginny's hand and they worked out a plan,
And it didn't take them long to decide….
That Draco had to die.
Na na na na na na na.
Goodbye Draco!
Just plain butterbeer!
It tasted alright to me, Draco!
Ya feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down to sleep Draco!
Ain't it like mold,
Wrapped up in a lethifold, Draco?
Dementors came by to bring Draco in,
They searched the house high and low,
Fudge tipped his hat and said,
"Thank you ladies if you hear from him, let us know."
Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall.
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all!
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand,
Out by Office 109.
A/N: That's supposed to be a ministry of magic office.
The sold butterbeer without any fear,
And they don't loose any strength at night,
Cause Draco had to die!
Na na na na na na na
We need a break!
Let's go to Hogwarts Lake, Draco!
We'll pack a lunch!
And stuff you in the trunk, Draco!
Is that alright?
Good! Let's go for a ride, Draco!
Na na na na na na na.