A/N: Thanksgiving is cuming up so I wanted to wish yall one and show off a new story that relates to it n is about a family *OUAT Ya!*
Once Upo a Time...ofc that'd the name of the show n all there was this fam fam last name was White cause the great granp poppy didn't have a lost name but there was a White in th e family. (Nonne of them are black) But all of them are dysfuntional especally the youngast of them all bc well...this family is fucke up.
Snow Whitey was the gram grams of the family on the left side of the family tree and she was invitationing all of them for the best thanksgiing ever so she did and said "Yall make sure you be hurr early enough to watch the Macy thanksfiving Parade. n her invitarions." Snow said said.
She has set the table up all pretty n puked at the thought that ashe invited her step mammy Regina the cold hearted old bitch that was hotter than her in ever way. The fairest bitch of all... But she was pretty happy her one nd only daughter & maybe son of Prince Chamrning (maybe bc she kinda lived with 7 other men to) and her daugher bring her grandbaby Henry babies make everythong so much happeir.
"Omg I am so expiped for the halloween dinner!" Prince Charning jumpee for joy and set up the table for her bc he was a househubby not a housewifey and he had been a stay at home mommy all his life until all that bs happen with Regina god damn cunt meanie head tryin to ruin lives but no she was not the worst n the family.
Next up they has Bellyfire, pretty much uselfess mary sue dude who sex with there daughter to have baby Henry and that's all he was good for but he has the worst family mambranes ever cause his daddy is RUmpekstilksin and his step dad is Bellie (he was named after her) his momma die lol thanks to his step daddy Hookie andn then his grampa was Peeter Pann wtf that just ain't right you diggin it?
"I am to but wtf Emma brungin that mofo into our family gdi!" she cussed at the thought of Belafires weird family RUmple all winkly and his dad's like a five star meal hanging with the sunshine stars.
But Charmin was charmander and was sweet as culd be that's why I want to marry him "Oh Snow we have to be exsepting of our son's true love bc what if she ate a apple pie and went into a coma we would need Neal to kiss her lups cause I mean we could do it but that's incest n we aren't in love with her." He expalned and Snow trided to regain her love hate for that bitch ass who seeing her daughter.
"Oh I kno I just jello" she admitted and then the front door burned down bc Regina walked in and had Henry on a cchild harness (Henry would run off and hang out with Emma cause he thinks shes his mom but Regina really is I think)
"The pickles butter be ready!" Regina holla unmuzzlng her anklebiting monster daughter.
"Harry!" Charming whisled in excitinment and it was officially a human reunion but not bc it was thanksgiving but every one else was late even more noticabl y that Emma and Neal were late.
"Omg I dont want no morreeffin grand kids" Snow whsilpered to Belly bc Harry was there "All Peter Pannie does is maniapuklate them n Henry is alrady on the dark side" Belle was all like ewhat bc girls are very gossipy "FUCKIN CALL THEM I DONT WAN THEM HAVIN SEX"
"SHSHSHSHS" Regina shushed them but she had brought Henry's earpugs (lol) and put them in his ears so they could cuss.
The Macy Thankgiving Day Parad was coming on tv and Snow was suddenly frustated "GDI everyone late!" She forke the table
Why was err one late? Maybe the family issues?
A/NOK so chappie one sucks but I am going to continue and make this a drama oh and flash backs...ofc ;) I was kinda rushie