A/N: I've put my stories on hiatus for a little bit so I can unwind and make meaningless chapters and not care, I'm making this story for myself and no one else. If you like it that's fine, no it's more then fine, it's great. So enjoy if you must, my display of affection for myself.
CONCEITED!
Disclaimer: I'm saving up all my humorous energy for this story so no witty disclaimer, sorry guys. I don't own Twilight.
GIVE ME THE PEN!
By: Ekat Izzy
BellaEdward
In the Cullen's House
EDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yes, Bella?
CHARLEH GAVE MEH COFFEEH!
He did what now?
HE GAVE MEH COFFEEH!
I'm going to murder him.
WHY!? DON'T YOU LIKE MEH WHEN I'M CAFFEINATIVE!?
Bella, sweety, it's caffeinated, not caffeinative, and no, because you can't seem to stay still on my lap and you won't let me talk to but you make me pass you notes. Speaking of notes, why are we doing this?
Cuz, Eddie-poo, the universe depends on our super-awesome-caffeinative-note-writing propaganda!
How is that? Oh yeah, and it's caffeinated.
Whatever, jooh'd never understand, Robin.....-sigh-
Wait a minute, Robin?
Yeah, I'm Batman and jooh're Robin!
Why am I Robin, can't I be like Superman or something with a little value?
LE GASP! JOOH HAVE INSULTED THE NAME OF ROBIN!
No I have not, I just don't think very much of him.
I don't even know jooh anymore.
What did I do!?
Robin was my ex-boyfriend and jooh insulted him! So out of the circle of trust.
You watched Meet the Fockers didn't you?
Yesh. :3
Figures.
Jooh're still out of the circle o' trust.
If I agree to be Robin will you let me in the circle?
Maybe, it depends if jooh'll say yesh.
I just told you I'd say yes.
Otay! Today we will conquer teh world as Batman and Robin!
-sigh- What have I gotten myself into?
A/N: Man this month get's worse and worse. I just figured out that on Friday the 13th we're going to disconnect our Grandma. It's bullshit.
I really am going to miss her.
Peace,
Izzy