Narrator: It's another beautiful day-
Ash: *sings* In the neighborhood!!!
Narrator: Not quite…*clears throat* Now, as I was saying *casts evil glare Ash's way*, it's another beautiful day as our 'heroes' start out on another lousy, boring, and predictable adventure.
Misty: Hey!
Narrator: Hey? HEY?! HEY WHAT, LADY?! HAY IS FOR HORSES, NOT DOGS!!!
Ash: Dogs? Where's the dogs? *he crouches down on all fours, and walks around shaking his…rump…* Puppies!!! Come out, puppies!!! *yips*
Misty: Ash, he wasn't referring to little puppies that you can play with. He was *tears* referring to…me!!!
Ash: *gets up, looks around sheepishly* Oh…whoops on me.
Brock: *taps his foot impatiently on the ground* Hey, you guys…its…*checks watch* time to go! We have to get to the next city soon so I can see Nurse Joy! *giggle*
Narrator: Oh…my…GOD!!! Did he just…did…Brock…just…GIGGLE?!??
Ash: *peers at Brock* Why, yes- yes, he sure did. How sexy! *checks Brock out*
Misty: Uh! Whuzzamatterwitchoo?! You're supposed to check the GIRL, out, Ash- the GIRL!
Ash: What girl?
Misty: *her face scrunches up* *smoke comes out of her ears, and her skin turns green* *she gets taller and more hunched-backed, and her hair gets longer, more scraggily, and…OILY!!!* *cackles evilly*
Narrator: Dear Lord! I thought it wasn't humanly possible for Misty to get even uglier. But, apparently, she's not human… AHHHHHH CALL AN EXORSIST! IT'S POSSESSED! RUN FOR THE HILLS! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
Ash: I eat glue…*voice trails off as he looks at Misty again* Oh. Oh, my. Who's that ugly, heinous creature?
Narrator: Wow. Where'd 'heinous' come from, Ash? That's two syllables more than what I've come to expect out of you…
Brock: That's IT! It's OVER!!! IF YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN, ASH, I'LL GO FIND…I'll go find…uhh…I'll go find a…WOMAN that CAN!!!
Ash: *gasps* but…but…Brockie!!! I…thought we were, you know…happy…
Misty: …Brockie?? What about 'Mistyie?'
Ash: Face it, Misty. You just ain't woman enough for me. You's too…manly and…well, Brockie can COOK!
Misty: *tears stream down face, she runs and jumps off the nearest, nonexistent cliff*
Narrator: I've always admired a chick that can kill herself by jumping off a cliff that doesn't exist…
*crappy, joyous music plays, like that crap that they use for the exiting theme in Loony Tunes*
Ash, Misty's Corpse, Brockie, and Narrator: Until next time, folks, do the Can-Can!!!
*Ash links arms with Brockie who links arms with Narrator, who (sadly enough) has to link arms with…eek…Misty's Corpse and they start doing the Can-Can*
Narrator: *voice fades out as camera does* How come I get stuck with the dead he/she/it thing???