Sirius was sitting in the parlor at the Potter manor when an owl
flew into the room and landed in his lap.The bird stuck out his
leg and gave Sirius the letter then flew off.
'Its from Remus' thought Sirius excitedly when he saw the
neat cursive writing on the envelope as he opened it.
SIRIUS,
I AM REMUS JOHN LUPIN.RESIDENT GAY WEREWOLF AT HOGWARTS!
CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT? I FIGURED IT OUT LAST NIGHT IN MY
DREAM! YES I R.J. LUPIN HAD A WET DREAM. IM NOT SUPPOSSED
TO THOUGH IM THE GOOD ONE THAT NEVER DOES ANY THING WRONG
AND HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN HORNY. AT LEAST I WASNT BEFORE LAST
NIGHT.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU CAUSE WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERY
THING SO HERE GOES.
OKAY IN MY DREAM IM SITTING IN THE COMMON ROOM AT SCHOOL
AND SOMEONE WALKS IN AND THEN EVERY ONE JUST SEEMED TO FADE
AWAY AS HE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID 'ILOVEYOU' AND THEN I
SAID IT BACK THEN WE KISSED AND STUFF. WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS
HARD!!!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT AND THE WEIREST PART WAS WHO THE GUY WAS.
I WONT TELL YOU WHO, BUT I WILL TELL YOU IT WAS ONE OF THE
MARAUDERS!!!!!!!!!
AND IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THINK IT WAS PETER I'LL KILL YOU.
BUT YA DONT TELL JAMES OR PETE OR ANY ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
ESPECIALLY NOT JAMES IF HE KNOWS THE WHOLE SCHOOL WILL KNOW
IN TEN MINUTES FLAT.
YOUR FRIEND,
THE GAY WEREWOLF.
AKA
REMUS LUPIN.
"Wow" said Sirius as he closed up the letter.
"Whats there to wow about, my house isnt that cool the
30th time around you know,"said James as he walked into the
parlor.
"Oh umm nothing I was just thinking out loud thats all"replied
Sirius somewhat truthfully.
"M'kay whatever come on we gotta go meet Rem, and Pete
in diagon alley for ice cream,"said James
"Umm I dont wanna go"said Siruis nervously
"So your going anyway and your gonna flirt with Remus
untill he snogs you to an inch of your life"said James as
he pulled Sirius into the fire place and flooed away.
"James! no I dont want to see him right now!"
"Why did I miss something?"asked James
"Yes but I cant tell you!"stated Sirius
"Why not"asked James a little hurt
"Because I promised Remus that I wouldnt tell you
and since I cant tell any one then I need a little
time to get over the fact that I love him and cant have him
okay"yelled Sirius before he apparated away.
"Umm...James?, did Sirius mean what he just said?
is he really in love with me?"asked Remus
"yes"
"where did he go?"
"probally the one place that we can't"
"his house?"
"yes,"was all James could say before Remus apparated away.
Remus appeared in the sitting room of the black manor,
luckily there was no one home but Sirius.
"REMUS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ARE YOU CRAZY!!?"
YELLED SIRIUS
"I needed to tell you something"said remus calmly
"What could be so important that you would risk getting
killed?"asked Sirius
"Letting you know who was in my dream!"stated Remus as though
it were that obvious.
"What you came here for a fucking dream?"yelled Sirius
"Shut up and listen.You were the one in my dream."but before he could finish
the front door opened and in stepped Regulus Black.