A/N: This story is complete, I'm just slowly uploading it chapter by chapter.
Ruby arched an eyebrow, raking a hand through her brown hair as she studied the rental car before her.
"Hmm… I don't know… I think we should go with the bleach."
Ashley, her best friend, shrugged and tossed the sack of sugar over her shoulder, stooping down to grab the bottle. A second later, she was pouring the bleach into the car's gas tank. "How much Rubes?"
"All of it. Matt and Jeff wanna play games, let's play them back." She smirked, picking up the second bottle and pouring it in herself. The
Hardy bother's had found it amusing to lock the two women in the kitchen deep freeze the night before at a company event. The girls hadn't found it all that funny.
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Jeff and Matt walked out of the arena around midnight, grinning and laughing at each other, their tag team titles swung over theirs shoulders along with their duffel bags.
"Man, I can't believe we actually locked them in that damned freezer!" Jeff chuckled.
"All I know is that Ashley has gotten on my LAST damned nerve lately. Her and that best friend of hers, Ruby. I can't believe they took our clothes!"
"Even YOU have to admit that was pretty fucking hilarious bro." Jeff crowed, getting in the driver's seat of their rental and smirked when
Matt groaned. "Hey, I'm not THAT bad of a driver!"
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Ashley and Ruby were perched on the hood of the truck they were sharing, having been waiting all day to see if the bleach had taken effect, especially since Matt and Jeff had been at the arena since early morning.
"Think it's had enough time yet?"
"With all the bleach we poured in there?" Ruby smirked, taking a long swallow of her water. "Yep."
"OH SHIT!" Ashley started shrieking with laughter when the car made a funky noise upon starting up, and then died.
"Time to go!" Ruby slid off the hood and quickly got into the truck, waiting until her friend was in before revving the engine. She stopped long enough to wave at Matt and Jeff. "Car problems?"
Ashley was laughing her ass off as they peeled out of the lot.
"Those bitches!" Matt shouted angrily, his dark eyes narrowed to slits, not believing what they did to their ONLY ride back to the hotel. Matt grumbled, getting out of the car and walked around to the hood, groaning when he seen the smoke. "Christ…"
"Is it bad?" Jeff asked hesitantly, joining his brother, a troubled look on his face.
"What the fuck does it look like?" Matt snapped, clearly frustrated and pissed beyond belief.
"Just askin'…" Jeff grumbled, bending down and sniffing, feeling sick at the smell. "Bleach… they put bleach in our gas tank!"
"No fucking shit Sherlock! This is absolutely UNBELIEVABLE!" Matt roared, clearly livid and raked a hand through his long, black hair, sighing heavily. "How the fuck are we supposed to get back to the hotel now?"
"Walk?" Jeff suggested, that troubled look still on his face, though he knew they had this coming. They did shove those women in a freezer after all.
"How bout you hike up your fuckin' pant leg and flag us down a ride?"
"How bout you kiss my fucking ass Mattie?"
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"That was hilarious; too bad we didn't have a camera." Ruby sighed when she and Ashley had reached the hotel. They'd stopped at their room long enough to change into bathing suits before heading upstairs to use the pool on the roof, both glad when they found it deserted.
"Like hell, I had my digital! You should see the shots I got, they both looked like this." Ashley widened her eyes, dropping her mouth.
Sniggering, Ruby dropped her towel on a lounge chair before diving into the cool water. When she resurfaced and had wiped the water from her eyes, she found Ashley on her cell phone. "What-" She fell silent when Ash raised a finger, beginning to grin when she realized Ash was calling a cab for the guys, instructing that compliments of Ash and Rubes were to be given. "You want them to come kill us don't you?"
"I figured it'd be rubbing salt in the wound."
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"THOSE BITCHES!" Matt roared when he seen a cab pull up to them, and vowed to make the girls pay for this.
"I'm going to ring Ashley's neck." He muttered darkly, narrowing his eyes.
"Man, just shut the fuck up and get in. You won't do shit to that woman because if you, I'll kick your teeth down your throat." Jeff informed his brother hotly, green eyes also narrowed and slipped into the back of the cab alongside Matt.
His eyes widened when the cab driver began stripping for them.
"Uhhh… on second thought, we'll walk." He got out as quickly as he got in, slamming the door behind him.
"Yeah, walking sounds really good right now." Matt agreed immediately, not about to ride back to the hotel with THAT guy.
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"How bout a drink?" Ashley asked, toweling her hair dry as they walked back to their room.
Ruby nodded, still grinning like a Cheshire cat. She went to her own room to change, finally coming out to find Ashley slipping on her shoes. "Ready?"
"Margaritas here we come!"
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Matt and Jeff finally stumbled into the hotel a little after two that morning, still not believing what had happened. The gay cabby had decided to scare the shit out of them by continuing his strip-tease in the parking lot when they declined the offer of a ride.
They'd ended up having to run away from him since the man refused to take no for an answer and actually stole the rag that was hanging out of Jeff's back pocket.
Jeff shuddered. "I'm NEVER riding in a cab, AGAIN."
"I fucking second that notion." Matt agreed solemnly, wanting to rip Ashley's hair out of her skull.
"Hey look who it is!" Ruby giggled, walking out of the hotel bar, well stumbling, her arm around Ashley's waist and vice versa, both having knocked back a lot of tequila after their pitcher of margaritas.
Well speak of the fucking devils.
"Whatssamatta boys? Didn't like the exotic cabby?" Ashley asked, slurring a little. "C'mon Rubes, let's leave 'em to it."
"Too what? Each other?" Ruby made a face as they teetered away, heading towards the elevator. "That is so sick Ash!"
"They are awful close…"
"You think you bit-" Matt didn't get to finish that sentence because
Jeff clamped his hand over his mouth, causing the rest of it to come out muffled.
"Ladies, I'm deeply sorry for what happened, my brother and I know we deserved what happened tonight. Have a good night!" Jeff called after them, his green eyes twinkling as he watched Ruby, having always found her somewhat attractive. He started dragging his brother towards the stairs. "Do you want us to die, bro? Those women are capable of anything!" He whispered harshly.
"No, they won't be living for long, not after I'm through with 'em." Matt said coldly, suddenly getting an idea and smiling wickedly. "Hey bro, what do you say we rack up a certain room service bill?"
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"This isn't right." Ruby said, more then irritated, the next morning as she stood at the front desk, suffering the hang over from hell. She peered over the rims of her blue tinted sunglasses, staring at the clerk as the woman explained the bill. "I'M KILLING THEM!"
Ashley sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose, wearing a pair of shades herself. "Fucking pricks." She muttered.
"They're so dead." Ruby snarled as they walked out of the hotel, her high heeled boots clicking on the pavement, half raising her hand in greeting when David passed her. "Who the HELL eats ten fucking orders of onion rings?"
"Not to mention all them T-Bones…"
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Ruby and Ashley weren't seen until that night at the arena. It was during Matt and Jeff's match when they finally showed up, on the stage.
Ashley was dressed identical to Matt, striking his pose on the stage, smirking as she started bouncing down the ramp the same way he did.
Ruby was dressed like Jeff, hair included, doing his own pre-match routine, the Hardy Boyz music blaring as if mocking the boys even further.
"Ouch!" Ashley groaned, smirking when Matt was rolled up for the pin.
"Now they look pissed." Ruby commented when the boys lost.
"Retreat?"
"Yep, we can laugh while we run."
They bolted.
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"Motherfucker!" Jeff cursed, not believing what just happened, not liking the fact that he just got clobbered in the back of the head by Carlito.
"That's IT!" Matt shrieked once they were backstage, pissed off beyond belief that the women did that, and actually overturned a table out of pure anger. "THEY'RE DEAD!"
"What did you have in mind bro?"
"I don't fucking know yet, Jeff! I'm working on it!" Matt snapped and stalked to the dressing room, needing a shower and some aspirin.
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Ruby halted at the entrance to the cafeteria with Ashley when they were greeted with applause, the little war they had going on with the Hardy's now becoming publicly known. She bowed, grinning, still in her 'Jeff' gear.
Ashley waved to whoever shouted out a compliment, heading towards the vending machine. "Did you see Carlito? He whacked the hell outta Jeff."
"Wasn't watching Carlito. I was watching Matt have a stroke." Ruby replied, getting herself a bottle of water.
"You're just looking for trouble aren't you Rubes?"
She straightened up, turning around to find David standing behind them, looking amused. "Now why would I look for trouble? Normally it's just behind me."
"And what a behind." He teased.
"Ain't it though?" Ruby shook her ass at him teasingly.
David growled, his brown eyes flashing for a second before shaking his head. "Always a pleasure Rubes." He said, shaking his head again as he walked away.
"Mind me asking what the deal between you two is?" Ashley asked curiously, sipping her own water.
"We're friends." Ruby replied nonchalantly.
"Uh huh." Ashley arched an eyebrow before letting it go.
"Got a match tonight?"
"Nope, you?"
"Just gotta be seen is all, the whole eye candy thing until they figure out what the hell they're doing with me. Though I think we filled our card tonight."
Ashley started giggling as they headed out to the hallway. "That was hilarious, though I can't figure out why they wear these stupid pants, they're itchy."
"You notice that too?"
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"I got it!" Matt suddenly shouted, a towel wrapped around his waist as he emerged from the showers. He flashed a smirk at his little brother, a wicked glint in his eyes.
"Oh no, I don't like it when you get that look…" Jeff trailed off, truly fearing for the girl's lives and sighed, knowing he couldn't change his big brother's mind.
Matt quickly relayed his idea.
"Matt, that is the most ridiculous, stupidest idea I've ever heard in my life" Jeff paused, rubbing his chin with his chin and suddenly wondered if his brother might be onto something here. "But you know what, it just might work."
"No, it's GOING to work. I say tonight, right after the show, since they can't leave until the show is completely over with. What do you think?"
"I think it's brilliant. Though, I also think we're going to get our asses handed to us in the end for doing this."