Another short random story. This is sometime while Bella and Edward are together and are in school.

Mike sat at his desk in Biology class staring toward the table diagonal from his. 'Look at Bella sitting there by him. Why couldn't I be assigned to sit by her. What is so special about Edward Cullen anyways?' Mike frowned at the thought.

As Mike stared at the back of Bella's head, Bella whipped around and stared at him. She smiled and winked. Whoa what? 'Did Bella just wink at me? Isn't she supposed to be dating Cullen?'

After class ended Bella walked towards Mike. "Hey Mike!" Bella said cheerfully. Edward stood by his desk glowering.

"Hey Bella, whats up?"

"Oh nothing really." Bella said while swaying left and right.

"I have something to tell you."

"Yeah?"

"I am in love you Mike Newton."

Mikes mouth dropped but quickly noticed and recovered.

"Wh- what about Edward?"

"Oh… well he seems to be having another relationship with someone else."

"Hmph. Another school?"

"Yep."

"I bet that's the reason for all his absences so often. I always knew it. He has a bad aura around him."

"Yeah. I have come to my senses and realized you are the one for me Mike. I want you. Badly"

"I- I don't know what to say."

"Tell me you want me too." Bella said seductively

"I want you Bella."

Bella climbed on top of Mike's lap, straddling him. She began unbuttoning her blouse.

"Whoa, Bella someone might see us!"

"It's no problem Mike. Edward is being the lookout." Bella said while pointing to Edward standing by the door."

"I don't feel comfortable with him being here Bella."

Bella sighed. "Fine Mike, whatever you say. Edward! Get out of here right now!"

Edward walked out the door.

"There. Now were alone." Bella removed clothes and was now working toward removing Mikes clothes.

"Are you sure about this Bella?"

"Positive."

Minutes later the sound of Bella's screams echoed through the room.

Oh Mike! Mike! Mike!!!!

"Mike!" Suddenly a cold hand shook Mike by the shoulders.

"Wake up Mike!"

Mike stirred and looked up, staring at Bella and Edward.

"Class is over now. I thought you should know." Bella laughed.

"Uh… what happened?"

"Well, you fell asleep during the lesson." Edward said calmly. Edward continued to stare at Mike and then frowned.

"Come on Bella, lets go." Edward grabbed Bella by the waist and led her towards the door.

"Edward what's the rush?" Turning back and waving Mike goodbye.

"Nothing Bella, come on, we don't want you to be late for next hour… Oh, and I advise you to stay away from the Newton guy from now on." Edward and Bella made their way down to P.E.

"Why Edward?"

"No reason."

"Okay… Honestly Edward, I never know what is going on in your mind. Sometimes I wish I had your power so I could know what everyone else is thinking."

"No Bella. You really don't" Edward laughed.

Edward turned his head and saw Mike walking out of class.

'Humans and their crazy imaginations.' Edward grinned.

'If only I could have such vivid dreams…'

Hoped you like this whacky story. Poor Mike. Ah well please review ).