It was a beautiful night at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with it on the battlefield, overlooking the huge mountains and grassy plains, as well as the big salty ocean towards the northeastern direction. It was a nice night... to get down and funky.
"Ooh, how I love you so much..." Jigglypuff stated as she had the bedroom eyes, being in the small garden on the mansion's eastern side in the front. "You're so irresistible... and yummy..."
Luigi chuckled as he wiggled his mustache, hearing Jigglypuff's adorable voice. "Well, yes, I am a sexy beast-a..."
"Aww, I just want to put you inside me!" Jigglypuff remarked as she raised her short, puffy arms. "Like, all the way in my puffy body!"
Luigi blushed as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "G-goodness, shouldn't we slow down first?"
"Yeah... taking it in nice and easy is better than forcing it. I guess I should calm down and just let you slide in with no problem..." Jigglypuff commented as she opened her eyes.
Luigi smirked as he cracked his knuckles, looming over Jigglypuff in a dominating position. "Well, time for me to work my magic..."
"I wasn't talking to you, dipshit." Jigglypuff growled as she glared at Luigi, pointing to a vanilla cupcake. "I was talking to the cupcake!"
Luigi's eyes shrunk in shock as he couldn't believe what has happened. Jigglypuff was flirting with a cupcake the entire time.
A fucking cupcake. And being the idiot that he was, Luigi thought Jigglypuff wanted to be done in the butt.
"Oh... mamma mia..." Luigi admitted as he tilted his green cap down, rushing into the Smash Mansion as he felt completely embarrassed.
Jigglypuff rolled her eyes as she kept smooth talking to the cupcake. Silver The Hedgehog, The gray colored robot R.O.B., and Dark Pit all headed back into the mansion as they noticed Jigglypuff's weird behavior.
"...Is Jigglypuff trying to get hooked with that cupcake?" Silver gawked in disbelief.
The Robotic Operation Buddy nodded his robotic head as he lowered his mechanical arms. "It seems like it. It's always Jigglypuff who's in the mood for this kind of stuff."
"Well just seeing it makes me fucking sick." Dark Pit remarked as he folded his arms in his typical edgy manner, with all three heading inside as Jigglypuff finally began eating that cupcake.