I want my eyes back.
It's not too much to ask. It really isn't. But here's a fun little fact: the dead are not restored once they enter the afterlife. When you die, you arrive in the next world in exactly the same condition that you were in when you died.
Yeah, I wasn't too thrilled about that either. Maybe that's why some of the more primitive island tribes prize death in battle at a young age. Eternal youth doesn't sound so bad, even if you're already dead.
But seriously, I want my eyes back. I gave them to my brother as a dying gift: the ultimate blade he would use to defend our clan. I'm starting to wonder if that was such a good idea now. Just a few years ago, basically ALL of our clan showed up in the afterlife. Whatever my brother did, it definitely didn't protect our clan.
Oh, that's cute. You think I forgot about my eyes? Not a chance. I WANT THEM BACK. Do you know how annoying it is to walk around the afterlife completely blind? How humiliating it is that Tobirama of all people can catch me completely off guard whenever he wants to?
Also, I'm told that the empty eye-sockets look is a bit out-dated. Apparently zombies are all the rage now. Something about "pure resurrection" or something along those lines. Whatever. Those guys sound weak anyway.
I wonder what even happened to my eyes, anyway. I also wonder how my brother managed to avoid the Shinigami for all these years. I wonder if I can get my eyes back.
Dear god, I hope so. I miss being able to see.