Which Seme/Uke are you?

Authors Note: Okay, so this story doesn't consist of any chapters' cause it's a simple one-shot! Enjoy~

Disclaimer: As if I would own anything…would I be writing fan fiction if not?

Key: Tyki Allen

Ring… Ring… Ring~

Hello, Walker residence…

Hey Allen, are you at home?

Why…wait, who is this?

Tyki, my kawaii~ shonen!

Oh! Yeah

Great, now get to your computer

*5 minute time skip*

Okay, I'm here, what do you want me to do?

Go to

Why?

JUST GO!

Alright! Sheesh, give me a few seconds…

*10 seconds later*

Alright, I'm here…why do you have me at such a perverted website?

Okay, do you see an icon that says, "Take the Quiz"?

Yeah

Ok~ now take the quiz!

T-Tyki…this better not be anything weird.

*Time lapse-3 minutes
(A/N: After a LOT of Allen's strange noises and plenty of WTF's…THE RESULT IS…!)*

WTBH TYKI! Why did YOU have me take this quiz!

Your blushing aren't you? Well, that doesn't matter right now! Tell me what your result is?

I swear Tyki, I'll kill you…

Pwease…Pwease…Pwease? ~

FINE! But remember that if we ever lived in a different universe, I would totally kill the creeper inside you…

Uh...Ok, I guess?

Alright, it says, "Congratulations! We have calculated the results and have decided you are a, 'Noisy Desirable Uke'"… Tyki …

Tyki? Hello?

YES!

?

I got 'Sexy Sadistic Seme'!

Can I come over?

Really, sure then if it's no bother for my cute boyfriend~

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Allen? Allen? Guess he hung up. Oh well, he must freaked out about it

*Time lapse-15 minutes*

*KNOCK… KNOCK… KNOCK*

"I'm coming!" Tyki walked to his front door and looked out the peephole and saw it was Allen in front of his door.

"Alle-mmph!" Tyki stared at Allen with eyes full of shock when he felt Allen's warm, soft pink lips kiss his deeply, while bringing them inside Tyki's house.

"I figured you'd want to test the results right?" Allen smiled and squeezed himself and Tyki tighter together just so he could feel is growing erection.

Tyki smirked and picked Allen up bride-style to his bedroom to make a mess of him all night.

Hey guys! So, how was it? Bad, Good, or a Maybe in the middle? Please tell me! If I get more than 15 reviews, I'll make the smut sequel to go with this! So remember R&R, PWEASE! : 3