Yuna: sigh what a lovely day to run around and feel the breeze.
all of a sudden a phoenix appears
Yuna: holy shit! There's a Phoenix! Better call on Shiva and Ifrit!
Shiva! Ifrit! Come forth!
they come forth
Shiva:DAMMIT! Not another Phoenix!!!
Ifrit: yeah! This is the 50th one we have fought, and still no level growth!
Shiva: I say we let her do it!
Ifrit: I agree strongly.
they sit under a tree as Yuna fights it
Shiva: looks like you need to use cura, or you might die.
Ifrit: oh yeah! And your shoe is untied!
she looks down and the phoenix strikes her
Yuna: is in pain
Mother fucking summons. They don't level because I end up killing it.
Shiva: what? If you don't kill it... you won't grow a level!
Ifrit: laughs
yeah! And your shoe is still untied! HAHAHAHAHA!