One day Fluttershy ate a doughnut. Then Eggman rides a pony which may or may not be Fluttershy. When Eggman stops riding the pony he finds jelly in his afro, which he got in the 80's. The 80's were a strange time because a lot of people got jelly in their afros (including Eggman). At that moment (not in the 80's) Luigi came and gave Eggman a big hug. Fluttershy was disgusted and flew away.
Luigi and Eggman went on adventures and stopped Firelord Ozai and his pet pikachu. That pikachu was named Fluffy. Fluffy kills people for fun. One day Fluffy made a friend. That friend was named Gru. Gru froze Fluffy. Fluffy ate Gru.
Gru swims in gastric acid inside Fluffy until he finds both direction and magnitude. Then he dissolves and mars blows up. Buggs Bunny was on mars at the time. He ate a carrot. That carrot fell in love with his stomach. They lived happily ever after.
Eggman died. Three an a half people showed up to his funeral. His parents, Luigi, and Fluffy. Firelord Ozai burned his casket and set his afro on fire. Now that day is remembered as "The 80's". It was a different time. Most people assume time is a strict cause and affect, but if you look at it from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's really more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
The Doctor was also on mars when it blew up. The TARDIS exploded and the universe ended.
Once again the day was saved thanks to the Power Puff Girls!