F Zero Kart

by KoopalingFan

Since there are only 40 F-Zero fics on this site. Anyways, Captain Falcon and Black Shadow decided to have a race on Mario Kart Wii. *Contains humor*

F-Zero Kart

Captain Falco was in his house in his room holding a wii wheel. He looked over to Black Shadow who had just walked in. "Hey, Black Shadow! Do you wanna play Mario Kart?"

Black Shadow only sighed. He had nothing else to do. "Fine..." He grabbed another wii wheel as Captain Falcon turned the wii on and inserted the game disc.

"I WILL BEAT YOU TO DO THE GROUND!" Captain Falcon shouted as he clicked on the game with the remote.

"Yeah, right..." Black Shadow rolled his eyes at him. "Let's just do this race and get this over with..."

"ALRIGHT!" Captain Falcon shouted in his face. "He clicked VS mode and went to the character selection screen. He chose Mario while Black Shadow chose Luigi. They were both on the Mach Bike. "ARE YOU READY TO LOSE?" He shouted once again as the whole house shook.

"I don't really care..." Black Shadow admitted.

"THEN LET'S ROCK, AND, ROLLLLLLLLLL!" Captain Falcon shouted putting his fist up in the air as a fiery red backround showed behind him. Then it went back to normal. He decided to do Mario Circuit since it was his favorite track and it reminded him of Mario obviously.

"Not this track again..." Black Shadow groaned.

"3... 2... 1... GO!"It said on the screen as the two F-Zero racers took off.

On the first lap, Captain Falcon was ahead of everyone while Black Shadow was somewhere in the middle. His character hit an item box and he ended up with a Golden Mushroom. So he used it and ended up in second place. But Captain Falcon was 15 seconds ahead of him.

On the second lap, Captain Falcon's character got hit with a blue shell as lightning strike down on him shrinking it. The chain chomp had hit him when it was given the chance. "OH, NO!" He shouted.

On the final lap, Captain Falcon was only 1 second ahead of Black Shadow. Noticing this, he raced as fast as his character allowed him to. He was only a millisecond from the finish line. Until a blue shell hit him again. "WHAT?"

Then a red shell hit him. "NOOOOO!"

Next, he had gotten hit with a star, bullet bill, mega mushroom, and finally he had gotten pushed to the grass by a golden mushroom. He ended up in last place.

Black Shadow won, but he didn't care that much. "Well, I'm out of here."

Captain Falcon tapped him on the shoulder. Black Shadow turned around growling. "What?"

"Falcon, ...PUNCHHHHHHHH!"

(You already know what happened.)