Summer Camp Torture

NOTE: I don't own GW sadly enough. Please R&R and if you have an idea you want to add in let me know! This one is a bit longer than my other ones but there will be laughs. Oh yes there will be... .

Previously on: The Gundam Boys vs. Ice Cream Parlour
"This is why I can't you guys anywhere" Quatre complains as they make their way back down to the bus stop. "And Trowa watch where you are walking"
"I am," Trowa replies innocently as Wufei's head bounces off of various items on the sidewalk. The bus pulls up and Quatre quickly grabs Wufei away from Trowa before the bus runs him over.
"Just think," Duo says as the clambered onto the bus. "Tomorrow we'll be getting on the bus for summmer camp!"

Chapter 1: Arrival

Quatre breathed in the warm summer hair and sighed as he looked at the magnificently blue sky. "What a beautiful today on Earth." He picked up his back-pack and started walking over to the throng of boys standing by an old yellow bus enjoying the small breeze blowing playfully in his golden hair.
"Hey Q-Man!" Duo came running up to Quatre waving his arm. Quatre waved back and instantly started looking around for the others. He spotted Heero and Trowa leaning against the bus and made his way toward them. Duo caught up and with a might sigh of relief, leaned against the side of the bus to catch his breath.
"You're late." Heero chided Duo.
"Better late than sorry." Duo said with a playful smirk. Duo looked around the crowd not finding what he was looking for. "Hey where's Wufei?"
"Haven't seen him." Trowa said also giving a cursory look around.
"Maybe he decided to make his own way there instead of the bus. He is still kind of mad about the ice cream fiasco." Quatre says looking pointedly at Heero and Trowa.
"He started it..."

The cue was given to started loading onto the bus as two of the three counselors finished loading the suitcases. The four boys made their way to the back of the bus but the back seats were already taken. Heero flashed his infamous Death Glare causing the other boys to quickly exit the seats and everyone else move up as far as possible leaving the back six sits vacant. Quatre put his head into his hand and sits next to Trowa who was next to the window on the right. Heero took the window spot to the left and Duo sat by him. As the bus started down the road, Quatre looked uneasily as Duo started fidgeting praying he can make it long enough to the camp without getting under Heero's skin...

"What a lousy week this is." Muttered Wufei to himself. Not only has he been humiliated, dropped down a shaft that deposited him in the rose bushes, dragged unconsciously down the sidewalk, but now he has to face summer camp looking like he was ran over by a herd of cattle. Plus he was running so late he didn't even have time to pull his hair back which meant he kept having to pull it out of his face. Covered in bandages and his bruises having bruises, Wufei donned his sun glasses back on to cover his lingering black eyes. He squinted over the parking lot to a bus where a group of teenagers were climbing into it. Wufei silently cursed under his breath as he double timed it across the way, handed his luggage to the counselor, and boarded the bus. Not wanting to cause a scene with his appearance, he quickly sat in the front row, and turned away from the aisle towards the window.

Apparently not very long...
"BAKA!" Heero yelled pushing Duo off of him again.
"I just want to see out the window!" Duo pouted, lowering him self further into the seat and crossing his arms with a "Hmph".
"Trees, trees and trees. Thats all there is so stop climbing on top of me!" Heero demanded as he also crossed his arms and turned away from Duo muttering under his breath.
Clearly noticing the annoyance of his buddy, an impish grin started spreading across his face. Just as he was about to lean over towards Heero again, a vicious tug on his long braid brought him reeling backwards till he was looking face up at menacing looking Quatre.
"Behave yourself." Quatre pressed, his face 2 inches from Duo and glaring madly.
"Yeah, yeah I know." Duo countered acting innocently. At least I know I should...
Quatre relinquished Duo's hair, glanced at him from the corner of his eyes and delved back into his astrophysics book.
Duo took Quatre's cue and pulled out a notebook and a pencil. Of course he was being productive in his own ways.

tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap...

Duo looked up at the ceiling in false concentration as he glance over at Heero who was screwing his face up more and more.
"Would you knock that off!" Heero quickly lashed at Duo.
"Oh sure buddy no problem." Duo smiled sweetly and patted Heero's back with a little too much gusto.
Heero turned around fuming about to unleash on Duo when Quatre quickly leaned over and hurriedly said, "Heero remember your counting."
Heero gave Quatre a look that could melt ice but reluctantly settled back in his seat with his eyes closed. "1, 2, 3, 4..."
However during his concentration, something wet hit Heero right on the cheek. He opened his eyes and swiped at his face coming to reveal a spitball. Furiously Heero's gaze swept across the bus and landed on Duo right beside him. Duo was acting nonchalantly with his eyes trained towards the front of the bus. Heero muttered a curse under his breath and pulled out his PSP pretending to be concentrating on his God of War game. Heero spotted it out of the corner of his eye but a little too late as the next spitball landed right in his ear.

"OMAE O KOROSU!" Heero shouted as as jumped on top of Duo throwing the braided boy on his back, head hanging in the aisle. Quatre and Trowa quickly jumped into action. Trowa managed to hurtle himself through the unoccupied seats in front of them and climb behind Heero before he was able to point his gun at Duo's head. Even though the gun was pointed at the ceiling, he kept firing hoping a ricochet will kill or at least seriously maim Duo. Quatre in the mean time was frantically trying to pull Duo out of Heero's grasp all the while smiling at the shocked and scared group of people up front.
"No worries. They do this all the time. They really are best friends I assure you. Like brothers. You know how you fight with your siblings sometimes. He he he he. I'll replace the bus. Everything's fine. I promise."
"I'll kill him! Let go of me! He's not getting away with this! Let me at him! I'll rip him to pieces!"

...bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, click, click, click...

"Just he wait, can't hide behind them forever..." Heero kept muttering under his breath glaring at Duo who was now sitting against the window beside Quatre on the right hand side of the bus. Trowa was keeping guard of Heero by sitting in the aisle seat by him. The bus turned left and passed under an wooden archway with the sign "Lake Hoosuhrdadi Summer Camp. The bus barely came to a screeching halt before the campers made a mad dash out the door trying to stay away from the nutters in the back. The counselors were handing out bedding arrangements when one of the counselors on the bus dashed frantically toward them and stammering wildly. One of the counselors nodded and made their way over to the four boys who was being given a wide berth from the other campers.
"We decided that you four should group up in one cabin instead of splitting you up to insure the safet... I mean since you are obviously very good friends." She quickly said brandishing as much of a sincere smile she could get.

The four boys dragged their suitcases and backpacks to cabin number 8 which was suspiciously the last one in the row away from all of the main buildings. When the got there they quickly claimed they beds with Heero and Trowa taking the two on the north end and Quatre and Duo on the south ending thinking it would be easier to keep the peace that way.
"You know there is still no sign of Wufei." Quatre said with a little bit of a worried expression crossing his face.
"He probably decided against coming. He did look like someone took a dozen Louisville Sluggers and beat him senseless." Duo said reassuringly.
"Your right. He's probably enjoying a relaxing day at home." Quatre commented agreeably.

Wufei glanced at the sign as the bus turned right into the camp. "Lake Huuchimuma Summer Camp." Instantly Wufei jerked upright and whipped around peering at the disappearing sign through the window. What in the world...
Suddenly as the bus came to a stop, all the girls ran off of the bus screaming. Quickly Wufei jumped off and scanned his surroundings.
"Oh no... no... this can't be..." Wufei slowly turned and looked at the name on the bus, "Lake Huuchimuma Summer Camp for Girls".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!