"GEORGE! YOU MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, ARSEHOLE, GET YOUR DAMN UGLY FRECKLED ARSE BACK HERE!"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY ARSE IF FRECKLED?!"
" BECAUSE EVERY OTHER PART OF YOU IS FRECKLED! NOT TO MENTION I'VE SEEN FREDS AND HES YOUR TWIN!
" I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE BANGING MY BROTHER! BLOODY BLOKE BEEN GRINNING LIKE A MAD MAN FOR WEEKS!"
" GEORGE, GET BACK HERE NOW!"
" YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST GRANGER!"
Fred, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Mrs. Weasley, Bill, and Fleur, all looked toward the stairs as running feet could be heard coming down. George burst into sight first and quickly ran out the back door laughing as he went. Hermione was right behind him, casting jinxes as she ran.
Upon hearing a meow they all turned to look at crookshanks sitting at the bottom of the stairs.
He had been shaven bald and now sported a tattoo of Georges face.
" Fred dear go save your brother. Ginny help me fix this. Ron, Harry, stop laughing." Mrs. Weasley sighed getting up and walking toward the poor cat. Mr. Weasley dove back into his breakfast.
" Oi Fred." Bill hollared at him before he could get outside.
" What?" Fred replied.
" You really banging Hermione then?" He smiled then laughed when his father nearly choked on his food.
" Of Course! Havent you wondered why your sheets keep disappearing." Fred grinned and walked out.
Fleur frowned as Bill laughed even harder.
" HERMIONE PUT YOUR WAND DOWN FOR HEAVENS SAKE I THINK YOUR EVEN NOW." Fred yelled.
" NOT YET WE ARENT." she yelled back.
A faint scream was heard then hysterical laughing from Fred.
Fred came back through the door with tears streaming down his face as he continued to laugh.
A smug Hermione entered and went to help her poor cat.
Finally, George entered the house. George was now covered in neon green warts, his hair was turning all shades of the rainbow, was wearing a dress with cats printed on it, and to finish it off now sported the words, Slytherin Cocks for Life, printed on his forehead.
Ron and Harry fell from their chairs laughing. Mr. Weasley just shook his head and kept eating. Fleur shook her head as well and went to the living room to read more books about babies. Bill just looked at his brother.
" Slytherin Cocks huh." He said with a grin.
" Shut up. Remind me never to piss her off again." George grimaced and went upstairs to try and undo everything.
Mr. Weasley finally finished his food and looked around.
" Another Tuesday Morning at the Weasley residence." He sighed, shaking his head with a small smile.