**Totally random, I just wrote what Antoine told me to. Hehe, good for a laugh.

The Ramblings of Smokey The Antoine Bear

Heihachi throws Kazuya into a volcano, 20 years later, Kazuya comes to Heihachis office. "Hey, Heihachi, you, me, hell in a cell match-"

Fsssshhhhhh........

"Hey, where'd Heihachi go?" Kazuya asks.

Then Heihachi is in his mansion and Jin walks up to him, and says "Hey Heihachi, I'm here to kick your-"

Fffsssssshhhhhhhh..............

"Damn, were did Heihachi go?" Jin demands.

Then, Heihachi is in the mountains now and Ogre comes up to him. "Hey, I'm gonna steal your-"

Fffsssshhhhhhhhhh...........

Then, Kazuya turns into devil and finds Heihachi back at his office and goes "Guess what dad? I'm gonna kick your-"

FFFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Kazuya finds him by the volcano and throws Heihachi in. Heihachi goes, "Help me! Somebody!"

Then Bill Gates comes on a jet pack and says, "I'll help you Heihachi!"

"Wait a minute, bill, did you make this jet pack?"

"Yes," Bill states

Then Heihachi goes "Well I'll be damned...." He puts a blindfold over his eyes and then suddenly the jet pack stalls and Heihachi goes "AGAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute, I know instant transmission!" And he teleports away.

"Wait a minute, you cant leave me!" Bill yells

Heihachi goes "The hell I can't!"

Bill gates falls into the volcano and dies, and everyone is happy. Then everyone throws their Xboxes into the volcano too. And the world was a happy place.

The end.

"A TUNA FISH CAN FOR $500! THAT'S A GOOD DEAL!"