I was pretty awesome today! West and i baked cookies,my awesome idea of course, and he looked more happy than usual! usually he has a "I can not believe that my stupid big bruder is making me bake cookies that are shaped like stupid chicken, or throw parties in our basement EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT, or to play stupid videogames all day long with him and his stupid chicken"look on his face, which is, so unawesome! The word you're looking for is (cute) awesome West! you just can't call that chirping ball of feathers stupid! YOU JUST CAN'T! well, so were was I? o right! West looked happy, WEST looked happy, that is very rare, I think it's probably due to his (date) "meeting" with Italy today at the park, Veneciano I mean, It's...disturbing to imagine him with Romano on a (lovey dovey girly pic nic) "meeting" with him. He was shaping the chicken delicately, and not banging the cutter to the table like cutting through human heads!
On second thought, maybe it would be kind of awesome if we shaped the cookies like cut human heads. I'll have to give West credit for that one, heh. Then again it WAS me the one who thought of it so it won't be much credit. West was scaring me a little there though, of course it was just a little fear because the awesome me does NOT get scared or freaked out EVER! Well except for the frying pan weilding devil woman that lived with that moled arisctocrat who's name i am too grossed out to say right now. But she is a different story. After we put the cookies in the oven, I saw a big fat box looking object on West's coat front pocket, so to uncover the mystery of the box I whispered to Jr. "CODE: P.R.E.T.Z.E.L" (Plan Reach Extremly The Eastern Located (object) ) and Jr. nodded. The awesome me approached the hung coat in a very awesome ninja like way and reached it without being caught by West who was too confused by Jr. chirping louder than ever and jumping up and down and lying down like it was choaking and it even TWIRLED, heh I've taught him well, he is an awesome actor! I hid the box in MY coat poket and went over to the kitchen where West was screaming my name like he had a megaphone, unawesome things like "GILBERT COME GET YOUR IDIOTIC CHICKEN THAT WON'T SHUT UP AND IS WORRYNGLY TWIRLING LIKE IT'S DYING BECAUSE I HAVE GOT NO TIME PATIENCE OR AWESOMENESS TO EVEN BOTHER TO SEE WHATS WRONG! SERIOUSLY I WISH I WAS AS AWESOME AS YOU SOMETIMES BRUDER!" Well I guess I made some of THAT up, but it was something like that... I grabbed Jr. into my awesome hands and placed him in my head where he chirped in doubt as in asking me if he did it right, "There there" I said which is the key word to MISSION SUCCESS if I had said "what might be wrong with him?" he would have known that is the key word for keep distracting. Jr happily chirped in my head as West looked at me doubtingly "Are you planning something?" He said putting his hands on his hip so unawesomely. "Of course not West! but I think I'll head to my awesome room now ,heh, heh, heh" "Whatever you say Gilbert just don't break anything, I'm tired of picking up your mess"
I closed the door of the awesome me's (basement) bedroom and locked the door just to make sure I wouldn't be caught. The awesome me took the box out of the pocket and I freaked out a little bit but kinda in a good way, to my surprise it was a red-white-green colored heart-shaped carton box, you can only GUESS but to know who could have given it to my bruder. Yep as my awesomeness and I deducted it was from Italy, and awesome diary guess what was inside! RAVIOLIS! Jr.-sized heart-shaped raviolis in marinara sauce! I tried one myself, I gave some to Jr. too, i mean they WERE my bruther's but they looked pretty good so... yeah. It had potatoes and cheese inside it was indeed awesome,
-"Gilbert open the door now!"
I just had time to close the box and throw it under the couch while cleaned some of the sauce I had on my cheek before West bursted himself into the door holding the cookie pan GLOVELESS. Damn I really had forgot that he had the key to every door, not that it mattered with those unawesome muscles he could open any door easily. My awesomeness could not defeat his brute force this time.
-"DID YOU TAKE THE GLOVES?"
he said as he placed the pan in my couch, almost burning my awesome sockless feet.
-"Wh-what? No I don't have them"
Then he picked up the kitchen gloves from the floor.
-"Then Gilbert, what is THIS?"
HOLY SHROMAN EMPIRE! I had totally forgotten that I used that to wrap Jr. around at night when he was cold.
-"It I We-e-e-est I-I"
-"Wait a second Gilbert, this under the couch-"
HOLY SHROMAN EMPIRE! HOLY SHROMAN EMPIRE! HOLY SHROMAN EMPIRE! HOLY SHROMAN EMPIRE! IM SCREWED! I had to think of something QUICK!
-"Th-that's just my underwear West you should respect boundaries y'know!"
He did NOT buy it.
-"Since when does your underwear have the colors of the italy flag?"
-"FINE! I HAVE A CRUSH ON ROMANO OKAYYY!"
-"Right, out of all the excuses you gave me that one indeed was the lamest!"
Damn I'm I losing my touch? could it be that awesomeness is starting to drain away? is the awesome me actually becoming lame? OF COURSE NOT! heh, what was i even thinking pure awesomeness can NOT be drained away! West streched his hand to reach the box I threw under when suddenly
-"OUCH! Tell that chicken of yours to behave please!"
West was JUST about to burst into madness, thank you for that Jr. you tried your best, sadly West doesn't consider pecking violently into his arm a distraction big enough to stop him from discovering the box.
-"Where did you get this?"
As the awesome me opened his mouth to say something indeed very awesome West interrupted me.
-"Do NOT touch my stuff!"
He went upstairs and had locked me from the outside from the basement as a punishment, I tried to argue that older brothers should punish the younger ones instead of it being all the way around, but he did not listen to me, an I knew I had exactly 12 hours left of criminal basement retention. I ,though had already forseen that he'd punish me this way whenever I did something too awesome for him to hadle, so the awesome me had a mini fridge, toilet, ps3, t.v, and an awesome partner to play, eat and sleep with, nothing was really missing, besides, West was stupid enough to leave the cookies in here so I even have a dessert for my refrigerated sausages and relish, oh I even had some beer in here! Take THAT West you can't win against the awesomeness can you? NOPE! YOU CAN'T SO KESESESESE!