the date was 1456 . one girl and one bear and three boys huddlde together on the floor watching naughty telelvision dshows together
the girl, name chiki, said, "why r we watchign this i want to plaY VIDEO GAME"
komemeda laughed. "silly girl only nerds play video games"
monokuma, le bear, look up from nasty show (the name of the show is cory in the house) "why dont we all do the frick frack"
"all FIVE OF US...?" HINATTE SAID IN SHOCK . "BUT HOW WILLWE ALL FIT OUR PEEPEES INTO THE HOOHA?..."
"yes" said le naegi, the third boy . "it is possible. i have seen it happen on boku no pico"
"Whoa! u watch boku no pico? dirty boy" hinatte reply
"yes i do" naegi said with pervy look on face. he shoved hinatta onto the fridge and started to force feed him a cabbage
komemeda gasped. "wait no hinata is allergic to cabbage!1
"i shove hinatte with cabbage i no care i love it"
nanami joined in on the cabbage shoving, chanting "we shove hinat with cabbage we no care we love it"
monokuma laughed "UPUUPUPPUUUPUPUPUPU" and helped them feed hinat the cabbage "WE SHOVE HINAT WITH CABBAGE WE NO CARE WE LOVE IT"
komemeda let a single tear fall down his face but he looked up and saw that hinat was enjoying getting fed the cabbage?!
"wow you guys are really nasty" said he . "you've probably been watching too much cory in the house"
hinatte said through le cabbage "come on komemeda pull down my pants and look at my peepee"
"IF YOU INSIST..." said the ko. he went over and pulled down hinatte's emo skinny jeans, and then his emo skinny underwear"
"HOLY HECKAROO" the other four said in unison. "THAT IS A VERY NICE PEEPEE"
they continued to shove hinat with cabbage and admire each others peepees the entire night. teh end.