Mountain Dew's Dark Secret
Author's Note: I'm quite aware that M.D. is from the same makers of Pepsi. This was during my Pepsi phase…I never meant to anger anyone. Hehehe go Pepsi!
It was a hot summer day. Goku opened a Pepsi and took a sip. "Kakarot, how can you drink that vile stuff!" Vegeta asked as he walked up to Goku- a Mountain Dew in his hand. Goku looked at Vegeta's MD and laughed. Vegeta glared at Goku, "What's so funny, Kakarot! Enlighten me!" he growled. Goku quit laughing, but kept a smile on his face. "Oh nothing, Vegeta," he said, "Nothing at all…"
Later that week, Goku went to his summer job. Ironically- it was making Mountain Dew. Goku unscrewed the top of the empty bottle, set it on the ground, and stepped back. He took off his bet, dropped his pants, and PEED in the bottle! Too bad for Vegeta, because he walked up drinking a Mountain Dew at that very moment. His eye twitched violently. He slowly pulled his MD away from his mouth. He looked at his drink, then to Goku, then back to his drink. Vegeta dropped his drink and began to gag. Goku pulled up his pants and looked back at Vegeta. He scratched the back of his head and laughed. Well, now you know Mountain Dew's deep dark secret. Let the truth be known…
February 2005
Heh, I know that was dumb…please go easy on the reviews ;