Another day in the life of.......



*Hello this Is my first fic........(finshed anyway) I never had the patience to lol....please review*





-It all starts off with Nolan,Amy and Me,(Richard) watching an anime movie,just chillin out-



Amy:Ya know what??

Nolan&Richard: *distracted by movie* Wha?? wha??

Amy: Ugh...We should get pizza after this!

N&R: Yeh...Yeh

Amy: Screw this shit...I'll brb

Richard: Uh huh..

*Amy walkes aimlessly around the house*

Amy: Linda??

*scattering in shadows*

Linda: CAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE A WRAPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Acually..I'm getting a drink ya damn crow.

Linda: *starts wigging out, with all buggy eyes, Runs into her room with something new*

Amy: What the hell is that!?

Linda: Whips out a big ass bottle (like In Zelda) with a kinds of shitty kniting all over it, and filled with pepsi and meat floating in it.

Melvin: *Comes out of absoltally nowhere* I added that lil touch!

Amy: Shut up melvin

Melvin & Linda: *Start jumping up a down, Linda beating her head off the wall and melvin a slurping meat from his pepsi troph.

* Nolan and Richard come running out*

Nolan: THE MOVIE'S ALL OVER!!!

Richard: We snapped out of it when the video stopped...Then we heard crowing and trophing....and we came out!

Amy: YOUR JUST IN TIME LET BUST OUTTA THIS JOINT!

Melvin: *runs in front of the fridge* Your not getting out this way!

*everybody ignores him and runs, while Linda runs out with her new found bottle, Richard kicks it and they run out the door laughing their heads off*

Amy: friggin Crow bag!

Richard: You got that right!

*All burst out laughing*

All: TROPH! bwahahahahahhaha!

Richard: Sooo...Where's Kelsey and Skye?

Amy: They'll be here..just wait.

Richard: Amy...this is real life remember??

Amy: HAHA opps......LAIN!

Nolan:Guys I'm still here a know!

*Amy and Richard look at each other*

Richard: *whispers* Get the whistle..

Amy: *takes out small "so called" dog whistle and blows*

Bull shit the big ass cow: M0O M00!!!!!!

*Squashs Nolan..and repedidly Bucks up and down on him, and goes back out somewhere in the horizon*

Amy: That takes care of him....

Richard: Oh yeah..What about the body??

Amy: We both know we don't have to worry about that...He'll be back

Richard: Why doesn't he die anyway?

Amy: It's nolan...PERIOD.

Richard: *laughs* Ya know what??

Amy: wha??

Richard: Were going on a trip...With my new job at Sobey's I've been getting alot more money...

Amy: HUH?

Richard: Yup I know this really shitty Ass plane driver thats taking us over B.C

Amy: Awesome!

*Later on they arrive at a plane station*

Amy: THIS IS THE PLANE?!?!?

*end of chapter one*