'Impossible' Is A Tricky Word
(A pointless, plotless Naruto AU-ish story by Onyx)
A.N.: Hi. You know I hate ANs, so I'll try to make this short.
So this is a story my cousin Lex almost begged me to write. She suddenly started liking Naruto again. (She had a period when she hated it--- which I completely agree with. I mean, it shouldn't even be called Naruto anymore. It should be called Psycho Emo Avenger Freaky Snobby Bastard Chronicles. Oh yeh, I bet you have no idea who I'm talking about.) And yeah, she made me write a story in which some of the characters get teleported in our universe.
… Don't get me wrong, I completely hate this type of stories.
But I love my cousin, so...yeah. And BTW, before you ask, no pairings. (Lex: WHAT? T.T) NO people! As much as I love Suigetsu (Eheh… -drool-) just… NO.
Lex: Wha? You hypocrite! Go away, I'm writing this from now on. -shuffling-
-they start fighting-
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Whoopsies, long AN. Bad Onyx, bad.
I gotta say two more things. First, this chapter is about us. And second, since it's about us, we talk in Romanian. I translated the dialogue into English, but keep that in mind though.
Disclaimer: Dun own. (Let's pretend I do. Oooh, shit happens.)
"No."
"Whaddya mean no?"
"No."
Whine.
"No!"
Pout.
"Nooo…"
Smirk.
"…Piss off."
Exasperated scream. "Oana, please. I have to make that stupid whatever-it-is project 'till tomorrow. I don't have any materials, and you're the only one who understands any chemistry in this whole freaking family!"
"I dun have any fuckin' money either, and I'm startin' to go down with that shit eating chemistry since we started the… the… what are those called?"
"You're such an ignorant, insensitive, heartless, ungrateful, foul-mouthed prick."
"…"
"Why are we here, again?"
Lex smiled. Pointing out such flaws always worked with Oana. But then she would become grumpy. Her smile dropped, and she let out a sigh. "We're here to buy the necessary ingredients, since 'La Dioda' ("Diode's") is the only shop in Constanta which sells, umm… physics and chemistry thingies. Yeah."
Oana rolled her eyes. "Do you even know what to buy?"
"Well, yeah. I got a list from the old hag. Her writing is intelligible, though. Hope the shopkeeper will understand." She nervously scratched the back of her head.
"Fine, but… after that, we're going to Mega Image. I want food. You pay."
"Hehe, ok." Lex left out the fact that she was paying for all the stuff using Oana's wallet.
They made their way to the supermarket, walking on the paved road which was crowded with people running in every direction, most of them carrying huge shopping bags.
"What's happening?" Lex made a confused, yet annoyed face when somebody stepped on her foot.
"…Low prices?"
They entered the supermarket through the big doors, wincing at the noise and disarray which they both hated. The main hall of the shop was completely crowded, so they picked a smaller one, which was filled with junk food, a.k.a. what they wanted to buy. Lex looked on her left and noticed some big stacks of tin cans, and she laughed at them, thinking about knocking them off.
She looked back and… well, if anyone would be looking at her right now, they could probably read the 'WTF' written on her face. Lex huffed. Where the heck was her cousin? She looked in every direction, but couldn't find Oana anywhere. She sighed, her cousin was usually abnormally slow, due to her lazy nature. How did she manage to run off like that? Oh well. She started running through an empty hallway, completely serious about knocking off Alphonse… -cough- tin cans. She sped up…
PLONK!! 'Drat. I just head-butted…', she looked up, 'Naruto?'
A.N.: Yeah, I know this is inconceivably short, but I had to end it with a cliffhanger. –smirks-
Lex: Why?
Onyx: …
I'm not asking you to review. I don't even deserve it. -dies-