Welcome to the First-Ever-Divergent-Parody-Of-Pansycakeness
Featuring-
Tris, as she journeys through the initiation of Dauntless through song and magic.
Four, as he dances gracefully hits the nae nae with Peter (Or Nah)
Caleb, as the overprotective brother that is nerd.
Peter, as the evil and graceful kid that is obsessed with strangely butterknives
Uriah,as the crazy dauntless born who may possibly be gay wait or is that peter
Christina,as the fashion gurl who knows all them erudite girls are totes jelly doughnuts about her outfits
Zeke, as tobias bestie for the restie
Eric, who is a doosh bag (like always)
AND QUITE POSSABILY MORE
THIS IS ALSO MY FIRST FAN FIC SO COULD BE THE WORST
*The curtains draw back slowly ,the backdrop is black and white representing the sassy Candor faction,then suddenly ...
"WAHHH HIT DAT NAE NAE WAHHH HIT THAT NAE NEA" Peter says, "AWH! THIS IS NO FUN WITHOUT SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH YOU AND NO ONE HERE WILL DO IT . Im out of Candor! i bet the crazy dauntless will do it ,thats it I'm soo choosing dauntless "
* Meanwhile in fabnagation *
" I'm to sexy for this grey, to sexy for this grey, to sexxxyy " Tris sings loudly.
" Tris thats very selfish, and by the way i think grey looks best on you anyways " Caleb says protectively.
"Shutup old man! You don't own me brotha i live by my own rules plus grey is a really boring color so I'm switching to the daunts, by the way don't act so innocent i see those books you gots in dat room of yours... so pfft you" snaps Tris. She raises up her 3rd finger.
" Conceal It! Don't feel it! Don't let them know!" Caleb mumbles to himself. "Erudie! Erudite! Can't hold back my knowledge anymore!"
"Get out of here gramps your stink in it up in here it smells like cat pee" Tris screams
"Fine i just want to be loved "Caleb says quickly drying up," ohh i know I'm going to talk to susan wish me luck" he says wiggling his eyebrows
"www old people love gross , there love propely tastes like cat pee " tris whines
*Meanwhile in candor *
"you have a lemon head, and you smell like old people love ,and ohh and you youu owe me twenty dollars... oh crap i lied that dude don't really owe me twenty" says Christina worriedly ." Oh manna oh manna i gotta escape ,humm abnegation, eww no grey.. barf how about amity, ewww no to peaceful and, a def no to erudite them girls are totes jelly doughnuts about my outfits " says Christina thoughtfully ."Ohhh how about dauntless, yesssss okay lets totes go bye suckers never liked you anyways " screams Christina